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DUmmie FUnnies 11-29-04 AM Edition ("When and how does the Revolution start?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 29, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/29/2004 6:30:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix

In this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies the DUmmies can’t figure out why people aren’t rioting in the streets over vote fraud. Uhh….Maybe it might have to do with total lack of evidence of vote fraud. However, that minor technicality doesn’t stop the DUmmies from hoping for the coming Revolution as you can see in this THREAD titled, “When and how does the Revolution start?” As usual, the DUmmie yearnings for a Revolution are in Bolshevik Red while the comments of humble counter-revolutionary correspondent are in the [brackets]:

When and how does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a couple of hours. Please fill me in when I get back. So where do we start?

[The Revolution starts at the Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream shop right after the regularly scheduled Transcendental Meditation Workshop where we are learning to visualize our own reality of a Kerry victory.]

November 3, but we blew it. We sat down to our computers and blogged instead of marched. The Ukranians knew what to do. We just froze like deers in the headlights.

[Of course, not a chance that you might have blown it on November 2? The actual Election Day?]

What makes us more compliant than the Ukranians? And isn't it amazingly ironic how OUR government supported the claim of election fraud? Perhaps by doing that, they'd siphon off some of the anger right here. I'm wondering what our next step is though.

[Move to the Ukraine where that actually did have REAL vote fraud, not the fantasy stuff?]

Seems like all the protests and marches to date have had the response:

"Bush rules that out!"

He is in his Father's bubble and well-protected from results. You could think of him as the actual embodiment of the Radical Relgious Right's ultimate idol, the fetus -- safe and warm in an endless political womb. His umbliical is connected to the Neoconic body.

In other words, the response has been to ignore protests whether they are local or Worldwide. Only a representational government would be subject to the People's protest.

Protesting has its values like creating solidarity or trumpeting the message(s), but the media is hermitically sealed, so that only has a impact on the locale in which the protest occurs in today's America.

[It’s nice to know that the DUmmies are like a fetus – safe and warm in an endless fantasy womb.]

Don't know but whenever it starts..Media needs under Control First ! Otherwise it will never be shown ! How odd. Americans are so spoiled ...The only way revolt would take place is if they cancelled Nascar or the Apprentice or NFL ! People live in a dream world. My dreams were shattered last week and yes I blame Bush and the republicans for that too..Sunset on firearms ! People had better wake up !

[Talk about living in a dream…But maybe you can live out your dream and cancel the Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham, and Sean Hannity radio shows.]

You did hear of twelve workers in OH who were arrested for picketing last night, didn't you?

[No.]

What about the mass demonstration in DC by the AFL-CIO.

[Nope.]

The rushing of the state house in Columbus?

[Like the storming of the Winter Palace? Didn’t hear of that either.]

It has started... truly, but you really have to pay very close attention... some has been reported (the workers last night, trying to portray then as thughs, and that is the other shoe droping by the way) Others have not

[Start the Revolution without me. I’m too busy channeling my energy for an upcoming Moronic Convergence in Columbus this weekend.]

Tanks in LA, I mean I am sure that was on CNN all day...

[Cossack hordes in Santa Monica!]

Shhh, pay attention, it is right under the surface... and like any other civil war or revolution it is slowly heating up.

[If a Revolution starts in the forest does it make a sound if there is no one there to hear it?]

start by recognizing that we are a corporate-controlled nation, and that even more so than the GOP, corporate power is the enemy of the people. Then boycott all non-essentials. Yes, you have to eat, but you can make socially conscious choices in where you buy your food.

[Oh, Mr. Commissar! Can I still eat at Checkers? I really love their new Pizza Burgers and for me it IS an essential.]

Do you really need to buy crap for christmas gifts? Do you really need the newest cd/dvd/game on the market? One step at a time, think about what you buy, what you support, what you can do without in helping to undercut corporate power by simply Not Buying It.

[How about that Grand Theft Auto video game? There will be a revolution by some of my relatives if I don’t but it for them.]

Had we of taken to the streets, right after the election, things would have been a lot different now. But we had to have Kerry as a leader.

We had plenty of press, foreign and domestic that would have covered it. We had plenty of foreign observers here, that would have been on our side. We would have had foreign leaders on our side.

We didn't do anything huge, because of Kerry bowing out. That and all the rumors, that something big was happening behind the scenes by the Kerry camp. That kept a lot of us quiet.

[There IS something happening behind the scenes by the Kerry camp! Haven’t you heard of the Kerry ’08 campaign? Please make your contribution to Kerry ’08 Campaign Fund. Kerry needs it because his $45 million only goes so far.]

We may need TWO revolutions. One that begins immediately in an effort to shut down the current power mongers, and one that is designed to position liberals/progressives/Democratics to fill the power vacuum that will arise should the first revolution be successful.

[And of course, you personally, Dummie demwing, will be one of the power elites that will take control of power. All that other stuff of being mere proletarian workers is just for the shmoes.]

We need two revolutions, or at least a two pronged revolution. One that attacks the powers that oppress, and one that unites the oppressed.

[Two revolutions. First the Winter Revolt followed the Bolshevik Revolution.]

Don't wait for the TV or your friends to tell you because, as suggested, the Revolution will not be Televised. Live it by doing what you can when you can. Don't buy what you don't need. Don't buy what you merely want. Send the word out to like minds. Participate where you can when you can. Some of us have to travel to the fight (I'm going to OH from NC to participate in recounts). But some people can't take 5 or 10 days off work. So put up posters, send news stories, write your representative and the local papers. And if there is a mass protests to join, join it. Take a damp bandanna (for covering your face in case of tear gas) and a disposable camera (so you won't lose your good one if the cops decide to smash it) Wear a thick jacket, thick jeans and tennis shoes. Leave your ID, your jewelry and glasses at home if you can.

[Cry ‘Havoc’ and let slip the Dogs of War; That this foul deed shall smell above the earth, With carrion men groaning for burial!]

Who is your mayor, who are your city councilmen? These are people who you can generally talk to, and make an impression on if you can articulate concerns. Even party hacks will bend if they know what the people they live among and represent expect. If your town is run by people who don't give a damn about you, find out who ran against them last time. Organize an opposition.

[“Hi Mr. Councilman! Would you be interested in helping us shut down all the city services to oder to bring about the Revolution?”]


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1 posted on 11/29/2004 6:30:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

The Revolution will be televised, so they can squat back down on their couches and wait for Dan Rather to give them the signal.


2 posted on 11/29/2004 6:31:37 AM PST by thoughtomator (The Era of Old Media is over! Long live the Pajamasphere!)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 11/29/2004 6:33:18 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
When and how does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a couple of hours. Please fill me in when I get back. So where do we start?

The revolution started in 1994. Where have you been?

4 posted on 11/29/2004 6:35:40 AM PST by The_Victor (Calvin: "Do tigers wear pajamas?", Hobbes: "Truth is we never take them off.")
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To: PJ-Comix

GTA San Andreas is a fun fun game to play too :)


These people are morons.....the corporations are the true evil....

LOL they have seen too many Oliver Stone flicks!!! LOL


5 posted on 11/29/2004 6:38:47 AM PST by MikefromOhio (41 days until I can leave Iraq for good....)
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To: PJ-Comix
“Hi Mr. Councilman! Would you be interested in helping us shut down all the city services to oder to bring about the Revolution?”

roflmao!!!!

6 posted on 11/29/2004 6:39:27 AM PST by eyespysomething ("Life has a flavor the protected will never know...." Major Jason Muldoon)
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To: PJ-Comix

"We had plenty of foreign observers here, that would have been on our side."


Yes they would have been on your side if there had been massive republican fraud.


7 posted on 11/29/2004 6:42:05 AM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please add me to your ping list - this is great!


8 posted on 11/29/2004 6:42:13 AM PST by dansangel (Thank you Veterans past and present!)
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To: thoughtomator
What makes us more compliant than the Ukranians?

The fact that you have known freedom since birth, and know Americans aren't total idiots despite what the LSM says?

start by recognizing that we are a corporate-controlled nation, and that even more so than the GOP, corporate power is the enemy of the people. Then boycott all non-essentials.

Ye, yes, YES! Destroy corporate America! Eliminate 99 percent of all jobs! That'll show those idiot people in fly-over country that voted for Bush!

9 posted on 11/29/2004 6:49:04 AM PST by Budge (<><)
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To: PJ-Comix
When and how does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a couple of hours.

Oh, that's rich. "Um, I'm going for a bike ride and maybe get a latte and a cookie at Starbucks. Somebody ring me on my cell when all the cool shooting and general mayhem starts, 'kay?"

10 posted on 11/29/2004 6:49:26 AM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: wildcatf4f3

I've got you on the PING List now.


11 posted on 11/29/2004 6:53:15 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: TheBigB
Yeah. That post needs to be ENSHRINED in the DUmmie FUnnies Hall of Fame:

When and how does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a couple of hours. Please fill me in when I get back. So where do we start?

12 posted on 11/29/2004 6:55:17 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: The_Victor
When and how does the Revolution start? I've got some other important things to do first...I'm going for a bike ride for a couple of hours. Please fill me in when I get back. So where do we start? But - please remember - before we start, I've got some other stuff to do...
13 posted on 11/29/2004 6:55:47 AM PST by TheGeezer
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To: TheGeezer

priorities


14 posted on 11/29/2004 6:58:26 AM PST by The_Victor (Calvin: "Do tigers wear pajamas?", Hobbes: "Truth is we never take them off.")
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...the fetus -- safe and warm in an endless political womb.

This is such a crack up coming from a demoncrat!!! They murder a fetus, with glee, every chance they get. Have the Supreme Court find a "right" to kill your baby in the Constitution.

On a side note... Has anyone else noticed how poor the DUmmie grammar and spelling is? I thought they were supposed to be the "enlightened, well educated" ones!...

15 posted on 11/29/2004 7:02:57 AM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird

In that one post where the DUmmie is instructing the other DUmmie how to riot, isn't that illegal?


16 posted on 11/29/2004 7:16:01 AM PST by beckysueb (We sent the Liberal back to Massachusetts!)
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird

"We just froze like deers in the headlights."


17 posted on 11/29/2004 7:19:22 AM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I am a little scared to ask because whenever i read DUmmies Funnies I think i might give myself a heart attack from laughing so hard but I will be brave and do my part to suppress the coming Revolution. Please put me on your Ping list.
18 posted on 11/29/2004 7:22:30 AM PST by firster555 (America First, not in blame but in Honor, Glory and Freedom)
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To: firster555

Welcome aboard PINGEE #366.


19 posted on 11/29/2004 7:30:35 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

To all--

Please make sure you are on the ping list so you will have a heads up before reading. That way you can make sure your Depends are firmly in place before commencing to enjoy this hillarious stuff!!


20 posted on 11/29/2004 7:35:54 AM PST by bella1 (red county, blue state)
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