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I am a ZOT!!
My Brain | 9/15/04 | joejones

Posted on 09/15/2004 10:14:00 AM PDT by joejones

I declare myself a Chaney Republican.

That is I believe it is either, "Kill or Be Kill!"


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To: MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; Zavien Doombringer

Dangit, ah done missed anuther 'un!
101 posted on 09/15/2004 12:03:52 PM PDT by Old Sarge (ZOT 'em all, let MOD sort 'em out!)
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To: joejones

Oh great,
Another troll with shoddy spelling and grammar skills.

~~sigh~~

Where did the pride in workmanship go?


102 posted on 09/15/2004 12:04:04 PM PDT by najida (Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I am.)
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To: Cinnamon Girl

Oh, the Hugh Manatee!


103 posted on 09/15/2004 12:05:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: joejones

104 posted on 09/15/2004 12:05:22 PM PDT by DocRock (Why don't the RNC protesters come down here and help clean up after Charley and Frances?)
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To: GSWarrior

Ex so-so coach of the Rockets, I hope he's not shocked to find out that he's Republican.


105 posted on 09/15/2004 12:07:24 PM PDT by babaloo999 (Liberals say they're "Progressive". So is cancer.-------------------they're, their, whatever)
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To: Darksheare
Nope, too late. This one has already been filleted and released!
106 posted on 09/15/2004 12:09:47 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Molon Labe! FMCDH!)
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To: dighton

Whoa! That's Key Word Masterpiece! Worth the look just for that.


107 posted on 09/15/2004 12:29:37 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: Laura Earl

Zot away


108 posted on 09/15/2004 12:31:50 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Dan Rather don't need no stinkin facts, he is a journalist and therefore above reproach.)
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To: Jaded; Conspiracy Guy
haha! That's really good.

Simon & Garfunkle were one of my very favorites in that time frame, too!


109 posted on 09/15/2004 12:32:20 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Is there not even one original troll in all the land?
110 posted on 09/15/2004 12:36:20 PM PDT by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Anybody bring the mustard & relish?


111 posted on 09/15/2004 12:48:47 PM PDT by Laura Earl (No rest for the wicked.)
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To: Jaded; MeekOneGOP

Zot City (sung to the tune of Surf City)

Two Zots for every trollllllllllll

1st Verse

I drive a ninety two Civic,
And it's got a big woofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I got a college degree,
Can't get a job as a roofer.
Zot City I’m a bum.
Well I aint got a job,
Cause I'm stupid as crap.
My parents think I'm lazy,
But I got a bad rap.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every troll!

2nd Verse

When I get to Zot City,
I’ll be wearing an earring.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I’ll post some stupid remark,
Then run away cause I’m nothing.
Zot City I’m a bum.
I won’t answer replies,
Or make a lick of sense.
I’d have to be twice as smart,
To be called dense.

Chorus

And Now I'm going to Zot City
Cause I hear it's fun.
Yeah I'm going to Zot City,
So I've gotta run.
And now I'm going to Zot City
I don't need a job.
I'll just go to Zot City
And remain a slob, Now.
Two Zots for every , Two Zots for every troll!
Ah oooooo Ah oooooo.


Conspiracy Guy 2/20/04


112 posted on 09/15/2004 1:20:23 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Dan Rather don't need no stinkin facts, he is a journalist and therefore above reproach.)
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To: King Prout

113 posted on 09/15/2004 1:25:05 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: joejones
Good policy. Like Daschle says, "Only the paranoid survive."
114 posted on 09/15/2004 1:36:23 PM PDT by anonymous_user (Still waiting for one reason to support John Kerry...)
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To: joejones
Hey, hold these probes...

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115 posted on 09/15/2004 1:48:44 PM PDT by anonymous_user (Still waiting for one reason to support John Kerry...)
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To: Darksheare; Chode
Here, I give you Six. I stole her from Chode.


116 posted on 09/15/2004 1:55:30 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I am not late for Zots, I have stealth Zot capability.....)
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To: joejones

I'm just guessing, but I'd bet you have every season of "Friends" on DVD.

 

117 posted on 09/15/2004 1:56:29 PM PDT by Fintan (Oh...am I supposed to read the article???)
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To: Doomonyou

drat.
Gonna have to hunt down another one then.


118 posted on 09/15/2004 1:56:57 PM PDT by Darksheare (Trolls, I've seen toothpicks sharper than your minds!)
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To: Zavien Doombringer; Chode

LOL!
Chode know about this yet?


119 posted on 09/15/2004 1:58:26 PM PDT by Darksheare (Trolls, I've seen toothpicks sharper than your minds!)
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To: joejones
you ASK for it... you GOT it... ZOT!!!

Shot:George - Yield:225 Kilotons - First Thermonuclear Test

toooo stooopid to spell but good enough for ZOT target practice!!!

120 posted on 09/15/2004 2:07:50 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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