Boy, i hate it when that happens.
Posted on 01/31/2025 6:24:47 PM PST by algore
A drunk man's penis froze to the ground outside a bar in Canada while he was being restrained for fighting during a night out - but he hasn't lost his sense of humor.
Blake McPhee reportedly got drunk and started arguing with other bar-goers at the East Village Pub & Eatery in Fort McMurray, Alberta on January 12.
As the dispute spilled out onto the street - and into in sub-zero temperatures - things got physical and security guards attempted to restrain him.
As he struggled against security, his pants fell down, causing him to become fully exposed to the elements.
That's when his manhood got stuck to the icy pavement.
McPhee was seen on video fighting with numerous security guards while they waited for police to arrive.
An eyewitness told TMZ that the rowdy bar-goer kicked a security guard in the groin just before he was pinned to the ground, where he was held for 20 minutes.
To remove him from the ice, they forced him up and left some skin behind in the process, the outlet reported.
McPhee, seemingly not too bothered about the publicity, took to Facebook to address his newfound fame.
'Man, I don't know how I get myself in these f***** up situations...' he wrote. 'Guess that's what I get for being a drunk lunatic at a bar.'
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
That’s Jordan Peterson’s neck of the woods. I got married a couple of hours south of there, outside of Grande Prairie.
I did not have this headline on my bingo card for today.
It’s like “A Christmas Story” only gross.
You need better Bingo cards. These types of things are getting more common every day!
Keeps the guy from running away until the cops get there...
things don’t get harder than frozen. even a double dose of Viagra and Pamela Anderson can’t do that.
OUCH.
Thread shut down in 5. 4. 3 2.
I hate it when that happens.
Growing up on the Canadian border in Maine, life primarily consisted of fightin’, drinkin’ and sex....not necessarily in that order since we enjoyed it all, but I don’t ever recall, drunk or sober, of any of us having our penis frozen to the ground. I’ve seen kids lick cold steel and end up having their tongues froze to it, but never a penis.
Oh, come’on man, don’t pull it. : )
“It’s detachable!”
Kind of like an erector set.
like the saying goes, catastrophes happen in threes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc
wow, I have not heard that song in a long time.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover...
I stuck my tongue to a frozen jungle gym when I was five.
I just came here for the pictures.
I hate it when that happens.
Boy, i hate it when that happens.
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