Posted on 02/10/2022 11:25:46 AM PST by nickcarraway
Deputies responding to reports of a woman’s body found along a hiking trail in Middle Georgia ended up with an even odder case on their hands.
The “body” turned out to be a life-sized doll, complete with clothes and accessories.
Deputies were called to reports of a body found along a trail in the Hitchiti National Forest north of Macon.
Deputies couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief and poke a little bit of fun at the discovery on Facebook.
“Never missing the opportunity, the crime scene was appropriately processed and the evidence was collected and brought to the Sheriff’s Officer,” Sheriff Reece wrote on Facebook. “The victim, now named Selena, is a little under the weather, but she has been having a nice day and is expected a make a full recovery.”
The sheriff’s office said it was a small blessing that this turned out to just be a case of littering and assured residents that no DNA would be collected.
The jokes continued in the comments. Social media influencer and comedian Officer Daniels, who has more than 2 million followers on Facebook, even got in on the fun.
“Well, now I know where she ran off too,” Daniels wrote. “Did she get booked into evidence? How can I retrieve her?”
It's like the beginning of a Law & Order episode.
Or Meet The Press?
“life-sized doll”
Sure....THAT’S what it was 👌
Laz, you lose something?................
I’ll bet she “lt up a room when she entered.”
Was she “ trying to turn her life around?”
Good thing DNA is no longer “ in its infancy,”
Juliette, Georgia
Fried Green Tomatoes
Whistle Stop Cafe
Was Hunter Biden anywhere near there?
Is it April 1? Did I lose a month+ somewhere?
When plastic love goes bad...
That’s what I was gonna say - like, everybody gets a great laugh and they’re relieved and so on..... UNTIL they find an actual body clothed and made up, etc, resembling the doll.
THEN they find another doll in another location..... *scary musick plays*
Minnie Quinn?
Years ago, I found what appeared to be a mostly-decayed, withered hand in the alley next to a neighbor’s garbage can. I called the cops. They checked things out. The coroner came. He claimed it was just some Halloween thing.
I’ve never believed that.
The doll was just turning her life around. She had earned her G.E.D. and was taking classes at the local beauty school.
"Can I have her?" - Jeffrey Toobin
someone has a warped sense of humor...
What happened to her date?
The wife found her husband’s girlfriend. Got rid of it.
We Georgians are easily confused
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