Posted on 03/23/2021 7:04:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
For most, death is no laughing matter. However, a Nebraska woman is flipping the script with an uproarious obituary that attributed her husband’s cause of death as being “dead sexy.”
“We are not positive, but we think the cause of death was either leukemia or more likely being ‘dead sexy,'” wrote Omaha’s Crystal Sauser, 39, who called herself the “smoking hot wife” in the darkly humorous sendoff to her late hubby and “rockin’ dude” Eric. Her beau officially passed away on Feb. 26 at 43 from a recurrence of leukemia he contracted in 2018.
According to Crystal, Eric hated when she called him “dead sexy” while wheeling him through airports — and the humorous wife even joked with hospice nurses about listing the term as his official cause of death.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
Every man should be so lucky to have a wife like his (the sense of humor I mean). It makes lifes complications easier to bear in a sometimes crazy world.
“Sauser, Eric A.
Eric A. Sauser, AKA Super Dad, AKA Easy, just a rockin’ dude from Omaha, NE passed away peacefully in his sleep on Friday, February 26, 2021, at the age of 43 with his wife by his side. His departure was just in time for him to make his spiritual appearance at every Red Sox spring game. Eric is survived by his wife, Crystal and three children, Amelia, Violet and Benjamin all of whom will likely sleep in the same bed for many years to come (sorry, Eric). He is also survived by his loving and caring parents, Ronnie and Paula Sauser, and his sister and aunt extraordinaire, Jessica Sauser. In addition to his immediate family, Eric leaves behind an incredible extended family and many, many friends. He is preceded in death by billions, including his dog Harvey who most of us loved to hate. We are confident they are joyfully reconnecting right now. If you knew Eric, you knew you were loved, and there is a good chance he told you that – probably sober, but maybe not. During his time here, he found a way into everyone’s heart. Eric loved, in this order, his smoking hot wife, his brilliant kids and family, his many friends, the Boston Red Sox, the Kansas City Chiefs (before being a Chiefs fan was cool), the Huskers, Liverpool Futbol, QT iced tea, Adidas sneakers, fishing, backpacking, hiking, hunting, and any old Chevy he saw on the road. Eric hated sad stories, beets, romantic comedies, a snow packed driveway and turning off the garage light. That’s it. Eric was content with most everything else. We are not positive, but we think the cause of death was either leukemia or more likely being “dead sexy”. Eric, we’ve always loved you and miss you already.
A Celebration of Life will be held on Thursday, March 4, 2021, at 2pm at Roeder Mortuary, 2727 N 108th St. The family will receive guests from 1-2pm with the Service following. Admission is free to all who attend this once in a lifetime show for the greatest man on earth. Following the Service, the family requests jamming out to Ozzy Osborne and raising a cold beer (preferably Busch Light) in celebration of Eric’s life. In lieu of flowers, please pray that the Huskers have a winning season, or send a donation to The Leukemia And Lymphoma Society in Eric’s name. He would appreciate either or both.
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That’s hilarious...
That’s pretty amazing. She obviously knew her husband and loved him very well :-)
Way cool!
What a great wife. I think she is going to land on her feet. It looks like they have a wondeful attutude dealing with a horrible tragedy. She is definitely making lemonade.
Sad, not one mention of whom he put his faith in for his soul.
Very telling, they will enjoy bear and a party with Ozzy Osborn’s music though.
No one knows but God as to where he’s going, but if I had to bet...................
NEVER — just never EVER — judge a book by its cover.
Papa loves ya ‘nuff ts spank ya.
I am in charge of our church’s prayer requests and receive area obituary notices via e-mail. They certainly have changed over the years . . . especially this year. I, too, am not questioning anyone’s Salvation . . . sometimes the author of the obituary doesn’t totally reflect the deceased’s life.
“Papa loves ya ‘nuff ts spank ya”
ROTFLMAO
That’s a great obituary.
That t-shirt is priceless
I want one, but with different numbers on the ‘experience’ part.
They’re available for every milestone age: 30, 40, 50, 60, etc.
Interesting
Consider this, if one is unwilling to share with the World they are, or were, a believer in Christ Jesus, than how good was their faith.
Your dead, what better time than in an obituary to proclaim one’s faith in the Lord Jesus?
When I die, my wife knows to leave all the crap I did while I was alive in the World, for my enjoyment of what the World had to offer, off the menu. Your dead, what are you worried about, some relative or friend will be disappointed in you?
When I die I want the World to know I fought the good fight, and that the funeral service will be a big party for Christ with and alter call after the sermon.
The last thing I care about when I go home to my Lord is what a bunch of nonbelievers think, and neither should my wife if she knows I was a Christian.
However, if my death can win a soul to Christ, that is a statement that will reverberate for generations in that persons life.
Yet fir this man, his wife did have a party, but a party where Satan will be up front and present in many of the beers drank down. Especially when many will be so one rested, that the farthest thing from their minds will be, “Gee, he sure was a man of God”. I am not saying drinking beer is a bad thing, but she’s having a drinking party, I doubt the man giving the eulogy at the funeral will be present.
Yea, great way to claim we are Christians. He will know us by our works. We are not saved by works but our works is how we show God that our faith is real or not.
As I said, only God knows, but right now 99.9% of those reading the obituary are not thinking he was saved.
Joking with the funeral home manager, he offers that with their services in cremation offers our mother one last chance, to get a smoking hot body.
Sold!
She would approve.
Make sure when you go you make sure you let people know who you have faith in.
Aren’t you a sanctomonious fellow.
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