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Woman Wants 'Too Much Sex' - Man Calls Cops
The Local ^ | 12 Apr 12

Posted on 04/14/2012 11:08:02 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A desperate man in Munich fled onto a balcony and called police for protection after his insatiable companion on a one-night stand refused to let him leave her flat, police said on Thursday.

The 43-year-old man had met a woman four years his senior in a bar in the southern German city on Monday and she took him back to her apartment for sex, a police spokesman said in a statement.

"There they had sexual intercourse several times," the spokesman said.

"When the 47-year-old wanted even more, her partner said no."

The man then tried to leave the apartment but the woman prevented him from escaping and demanded he have sex with her again.

"Because the 43-year-old saw no other alternative, he complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment," the spokesman said.

"But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony and alerted the police."

The woman "then tried to talk the dispatched officers into similar activity but was unsuccessful".

She is now facing possible charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint.


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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s a reduced version of the photo I have and I looked up the school. It’s a Catholic private school for special needs run by priests and nuns. You can take it from there.


61 posted on 04/15/2012 12:03:42 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Be paranoid. Be very paranoid.)
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To: Lady Jag
Sounds like a joke from Father Ted.
62 posted on 04/15/2012 12:28:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: mylife

That’s okay...I grew up as a Yellow Jackets Man lost in the midst of Bulldawg country. Like a pilgrim in an unholy land. So mispronounce them all you want, I still hate them.


63 posted on 04/15/2012 1:15:11 PM PDT by pcottraux
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To: Slings and Arrows

Butt dust?


64 posted on 04/15/2012 5:21:37 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Be paranoid. Be very paranoid.)
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe she can get gig with the US Secret Service, for $47 per day.


65 posted on 04/15/2012 5:38:03 PM PDT by truth_seeker
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To: Lazamataz

*PING*


66 posted on 04/15/2012 10:41:54 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: nickcarraway

Hmmm...me thinks she should have been in Cartagena, Columbia this week...12 SS guys to satisfy her...and no arguments over pay...


67 posted on 04/15/2012 11:06:10 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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To: wolf24

And the capital of Nebraska is LINCOLN!!!


68 posted on 04/16/2012 5:39:24 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Doogle

LOL That was exactly my reaction!


69 posted on 04/19/2012 6:52:38 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (If not you, who? If not now, when?)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse; TADSLOS; nickcarraway
Clevon Little, another man who died much too young. He was Blazing Saddles.

"Back off, of the N[oopsie] gets it!!"
"Hey! Weah de whaht wimmen at?"
His very black hands sticking out of his KKK robes.
And on and on...

I never laughed so hard.
70 posted on 04/20/2012 5:25:16 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady

Harvey Corman ( Hedley Lamarr) was the comic genius in that movie. His llines were delivered flawlessly.


71 posted on 04/20/2012 5:37:28 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Conservatism is not a party slogan, but a mindset guided by core values and walking the walk.)
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To: TADSLOS
LOL! I agree. "It's HEDLEY!!"
72 posted on 04/20/2012 9:02:14 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s really sad to see someone such as you, viz. too stupid and low class to know your dirty jokes are pathetic. Always wishing for a life you never had. The irony is that the life you long for is equivalent to trailer trash.


73 posted on 05/09/2012 10:10:19 PM PDT by LouAvul
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