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Posted on 09/04/2011 12:19:39 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A repeat public indecency offender from Ohio has been arrested for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft in an alley, police say.
The Hamilton Journal News reports that 32-year-old Edwin Charles Tobergta was detained early on Sunday morning at his home in Hamilton, north of Cincinnati.
According to CBS affiliate WKRC, police were informed of Tobergta's alleged tryst by a witness; the owner of the raft who was presumably less than thrilled by the man's use of it.
(Excerpt) Read more at deccanchronicle.com ...
Inflatable dolls with Nancy Pelosi’s likeness.
Now thats over the line. Judge! Can I get a ruling here.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I implore you. Raft loving is one thing. But rubber Pelosi.
Maybe he thought the raft needed a “mast”.
That ain’t her face.
Braggart.
And started thinking that it was a shame the owner didn't have a pellet gun.
Buy your own sex toys! Sheesh how cheap can you be?
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Maybe he was Scottish.
Note the above was joke and not meant to offend Scots in any way. Okay maybe a little bit
A lesson in the importance of prepositions.He thought raft sex meant sex with rather than on a raft.
Sideways lashed in each of her three basketed tops were two barrels of sperm; above which, in her top-mast cross-trees, you saw slender breakers of the same precious fluid; and nailed to her main truck was a brazen lamp.
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Not only had barrels of beef and bread been given away to make room for the far more valuable sperm, but additional supplemental casks had been bartered for, from the ships she had met; and these were stowed along the deck, and in the captain's and officers' staterooms.
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it was humorously added, that the cook had clapped a head on his largest boiler, and filled it; that the steward had plugged his spare coffee-pot and filled it; that the harpooneers had headed the sockets of their irons and filled them; that indeed everything was filled with sperm, except the captain's pantaloons pockets, and those he reserved to thrust his hands into, in self- complacent testimony of his entire satisfaction.
Top that!
Cheers!
NOT what is meant by “white water” rafting....
The study of wine is called oenology, which sounds like an unnatural sex act.
POLICE OFFICER: Your honor, we caught this man committing oenology with a parking meter.
JUDGE: Lock him up.
Cheers!
They sell those ?
Did the raft complain?
What’s the problem?
/S
No problem. They can even get married if they want - and if you disagree you are a bigot.
Then the raft would qualify for health care benefits with Obamacare - if the raft is here illegally, then it can go to college for free, too - I think this raft guy just might be on to something............
That raft was just asking for it.
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