Stare at boobs for longer life: Study

The Med Guru ^ | December 6, 2009 | Neharika Sabharwal

[Slings and Arrows]

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

[Gone_Postal]

that’s just not right

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m going to apply for a grant.

[Rickcbw]

Hummm, I wonder if they need volunteers to help with the further development of these....oops I mean this.

[Jet Jaguar]

I know! That’s why it had to be posted. :0)

[RegulatorCountry]

You men have nothing we can stare at.

If you're interested, I'm sure you would come up with something eventually, ReneeLynn.

[Slings and Arrows]

Check the keywords.

[GregoTX]

"I’m a woman. What does this do for me? You men have nothing we can stare at."

"I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body."

[Slings and Arrows]

Very therapeutic.

[ReneeLynn]

Uuughhh.

[Ramius]

Mmmm... I feel better already.

[ReneeLynn]

Throwing up isn’t good for you!

[Cheburashka]

This thread is worthless without pictures.

And I don't mean like posts seven, sixteen, or twenty seven. Post twenty is more like it.

[blackbart.223]

"Can't be true. I keep staring at these two boobs and only feel my life draining away!"

You are just looking at the wrong boobs.

[Aria]

EEWWWWW

There’s NO way that’s not photoshopped .....is there?

[rottndog]

[fish hawk]

You don’t have to stare at men. You can see right through them. LOL

[Nateman]

You are just looking at the wrong boobs.

Nope, still not cutting it. But better.

[Slings and Arrows]

You asked for it.

[Nam Vet]

You two are sadists !!!!

Nam Vet

[Doogle]

"ut oh,I'm gonna live till I can't remember why I'm starin"