Posted on 12/30/2009 11:47:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
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I’m getting my exercise by checking this thread back and forth with Rush updates. Huh Huh Huh!!!!
There’s always one clown who pees in the punchbowl.
HAHAHAHA!
Women aren't visual creatures when it comes to being sexually stimulated. Yes, I know you like some eye candy, but when it comes down to the nitty gritty it's about how you feel and not what you see.
That did not make feel healthy. In fact it may have knocked one or two years off my life.
Take up reading bodice rippers, perhaps six per year.
Oh my, you’re adding years to my life!
...the point of the study was that more than 40% and guys see girls as slutty and therefore less attractive as mates.
Apples and oranges
Just saying...
I call bs on that one.
Depends on how fugly they are. Imagine how much worse it would be if Helen Thomas went around in a bikini.
Not as low as Bab's boobs, though, I guess.
If I had to dance with one like that I’d feel a perfect ass.
You don’t have to stare at men. You can see right through them.
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Renee, Since you can’t think of anything of interest to stare at, perhaps a woman would be able to garner similar benefits by staring at a man who is staring at a woman’s boobs.
I’m in the process of formulating a testable hypothesis regarding such factors as whether the boobs he stares at are hers or another woman, and other physical and social factors which must exist.
Yes. Definitely yes.
(You owe me, pal...)
That ain't all he's extending.
Now I’m starting to feel old - I caught the reference.
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