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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
MSNBC ^
Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
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KEYWORDS: onanism; pgcounty; sabersawsextoy; toolbox
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To: Battle of Tours
That should be Wack & Pecker btw.
To: Non-Sequitur
First mistake. A reciprocating saw would have given her more control. Many relationships would be saved if women learned about reciprocity. ;)
162
posted on
03/13/2009 9:38:29 AM PDT
by
Sensei Ern
(http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy)
To: Chet 99
Kids, don’t try this at home. These are trained professionals....
163
posted on
03/14/2009 12:48:42 PM PDT
by
Always Right
(Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
To: wxgesr; rednesss; ktscarlett66
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
You have just destroyed
one model XOJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker.
And you're gonna have to pay for it!
So give up, you haven't
got a chance.
164
posted on
03/14/2009 8:04:37 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(You'll - love - it. It's - a - way - of - life.)
To: Titan Magroyne
“Drill now drill hard drill often”
Isn’t that what started this trouble?
165
posted on
03/14/2009 8:25:08 PM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
To: wxgesr
Could be. Maybe they wore out the drill first!
166
posted on
03/14/2009 9:27:06 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: Chet 99
Hmmmmm.....
Well, I guess this calls for an extra disclaimer on the tool and instruction booklet...
“Use of this tool for intra-vaginal stimulation is expressly discouraged.”
167
posted on
03/14/2009 10:34:22 PM PDT
by
griffin
(Love Jesus, No Fear!)
To: FredZarguna
It looks just like a telefunken u-47. With leather.
168
posted on
03/14/2009 11:11:11 PM PDT
by
rednesss
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
To: ktscarlett66
"Perhaps they were attempting to re-create the XQJ37 Nuclear Powered Pan Sexual Roto-Plooker Sy Borg? Maybe she’s Mary?"
Voice Of Mary's Vision:
Hi! It's me...
the girl from the bus...
Remember?
The last tour?
Well...
Information is not knowledge
Knowledge is not wisdom
Wisdom is not truth
Truth is not beauty
Beauty is not love
Love is not music
Music is THE BEST...
Wisdom is the domain of the Wis (which is extinct).
Beauty is a French phonetic corruption of a short cloth neck ornament currently in resurgence...
"Wisdom is the domain of the Wis (which is extinct)."
Nowadays no truer words have been spoken.
169
posted on
03/14/2009 11:18:06 PM PDT
by
rednesss
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
To: Chet 99
It sure SEEMED like a good idea
170
posted on
03/14/2009 11:20:54 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: rednesss
Love those nails!
Has this thread petered out?
171
posted on
03/15/2009 9:27:29 AM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
To: wxgesr
Your place or mine? Your place or mine?
172
posted on
03/15/2009 11:01:10 PM PDT
by
rednesss
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
To: Chet 99
To: RandallFlagg
174
posted on
03/25/2009 9:52:42 AM PDT
by
guido911
(Islamic terrorists are members of the "ROP", the "religion of pu*&ies")
To: woofie
Come on people. Everyone knows the proper tool for this kind of thing is a Roto-Zip.
Lotsa RPM’s, and a distinct “flopping,” effect with rubber or silicone.
Barney Frank told me so.
By the way, before using stuff like this, make sure you know the Penal code in your state.
To: ArmstedFragg
The second dildo was holding the saw.BTTT! (and, ugh...)
176
posted on
03/29/2009 6:24:46 PM PDT
by
fortunecookie
(Please pray for Anna, age 7, who waits for a new kidney.)
To: SonnyBubba
I guess he decided it was time to fish or cut bait.
177
posted on
05/13/2009 7:39:43 PM PDT
by
UsnDadof8
(Just Shoot Me)
To: STONEWALLS
"LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
178
posted on
11/27/2009 11:37:38 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Ack, is that the site with "Responsibility2nd"? Some weirdo. ...)
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