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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
MSNBC ^

Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

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To: Battle of Tours

That should be Wack & Pecker btw.


161 posted on 03/13/2009 7:35:07 AM PDT by fightinbluhen51 ("MOLON LABE")
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To: Non-Sequitur
First mistake. A reciprocating saw would have given her more control.

Many relationships would be saved if women learned about reciprocity. ;)

162 posted on 03/13/2009 9:38:29 AM PDT by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy)
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To: Chet 99

Kids, don’t try this at home. These are trained professionals....


163 posted on 03/14/2009 12:48:42 PM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: wxgesr; rednesss; ktscarlett66
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
You have just destroyed
one model XOJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker.
And you're gonna have to pay for it!
So give up, you haven't
got a chance.

164 posted on 03/14/2009 8:04:37 PM PDT by FredZarguna (You'll - love - it. It's - a - way - of - life.)
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To: Titan Magroyne

“Drill now drill hard drill often”

Isn’t that what started this trouble?


165 posted on 03/14/2009 8:25:08 PM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
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To: wxgesr

Could be. Maybe they wore out the drill first!


166 posted on 03/14/2009 9:27:06 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Chet 99

Hmmmmm.....

Well, I guess this calls for an extra disclaimer on the tool and instruction booklet...

“Use of this tool for intra-vaginal stimulation is expressly discouraged.”


167 posted on 03/14/2009 10:34:22 PM PDT by griffin (Love Jesus, No Fear!)
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To: FredZarguna

It looks just like a telefunken u-47. With leather.


168 posted on 03/14/2009 11:11:11 PM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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To: ktscarlett66
"Perhaps they were attempting to re-create the XQJ37 Nuclear Powered Pan Sexual Roto-Plooker Sy Borg? Maybe she’s Mary?"

Voice Of Mary's Vision:
Hi! It's me...
the girl from the bus...
Remember?
The last tour?
Well...

Information is not knowledge
Knowledge is not wisdom
Wisdom is not truth
Truth is not beauty
Beauty is not love
Love is not music
Music is THE BEST...
Wisdom is the domain of the Wis (which is extinct).
Beauty is a French phonetic corruption of a short cloth neck ornament currently in resurgence...

"Wisdom is the domain of the Wis (which is extinct)."

Nowadays no truer words have been spoken.

169 posted on 03/14/2009 11:18:06 PM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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To: Chet 99

It sure SEEMED like a good idea


170 posted on 03/14/2009 11:20:54 PM PDT by woofie
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To: rednesss

Love those nails!

Has this thread petered out?


171 posted on 03/15/2009 9:27:29 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
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To: wxgesr

Your place or mine? Your place or mine?


172 posted on 03/15/2009 11:01:10 PM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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To: Chet 99

Hold Mah Beer Baby!!


173 posted on 03/24/2009 1:33:18 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: RandallFlagg

[img]http://newsbusters.org/static/2008/03/2008-03-24-ABC-TheViewBehar.jpg [/img]


174 posted on 03/25/2009 9:52:42 AM PDT by guido911 (Islamic terrorists are members of the "ROP", the "religion of pu*&ies")
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To: woofie

Come on people. Everyone knows the proper tool for this kind of thing is a Roto-Zip.

Lotsa RPM’s, and a distinct “flopping,” effect with rubber or silicone.

Barney Frank told me so.

By the way, before using stuff like this, make sure you know the Penal code in your state.


175 posted on 03/25/2009 2:08:26 PM PDT by ILikeBourbon
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To: ArmstedFragg
The second dildo was holding the saw.

BTTT! (and, ugh...)

176 posted on 03/29/2009 6:24:46 PM PDT by fortunecookie (Please pray for Anna, age 7, who waits for a new kidney.)
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To: SonnyBubba

I guess he decided it was time to fish or cut bait.


177 posted on 05/13/2009 7:39:43 PM PDT by UsnDadof8 (Just Shoot Me)
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To: STONEWALLS
 

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

Friday, November 27, 2009 1:23:08 PM · by STONEWALLS · 18 replies · 323+ views
NBCWASHINGTON.COM ^ | 3-11-09 | MATTHEW STABLEY
"LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported. The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.


178 posted on 11/27/2009 11:37:38 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Ack, is that the site with "Responsibility2nd"? Some weirdo. ...)
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