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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
MSNBC ^
Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
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KEYWORDS: onanism; pgcounty; sabersawsextoy; toolbox
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To: exit82
Something you can sink your teeth into.
The unkindest cut of all.
Sorry...can’t think of any more! :)
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:20:32 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
To: MikeWUSAF
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:20:50 AM PDT
by
kcvl
To: gimme1ibertee
I’m glad one of us got it right.
63
posted on
03/11/2009 11:20:57 AM PDT
by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
To: dennisw
Actually saw one of these things made out of a Milwaukee Sawzall once.
I gave the guy huge points for creativity.
His girlfriend had a real big smile on her face, too. I wonder why...
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:20:59 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: Chet 99
“She fell on it in the shower! Okay?”
65
posted on
03/11/2009 11:22:01 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Chet 99
66
posted on
03/11/2009 11:22:31 AM PDT
by
TruthHound
(A Republican who acts conservative will whip the snot out of Democrat who acts liberal EVERY TIME!)
To: exit82
Looks like tool time became fool time.Meh.
You only hurt the one you saw.
Nah.
Tools are a many splendored thing.
Uh-uh.
Not-so-good vibrations.
Nope.
Once you hack you never go back.
LOL! Jackpot!
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:22:53 AM PDT
by
Future Snake Eater
("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
To: Chet 99
Frank Zappa - “Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.” Joe’s Garage album, IIRC.
68
posted on
03/11/2009 11:22:54 AM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet!)
To: carjic
It’s not for everybody... LOL
69
posted on
03/11/2009 11:24:20 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(For the next few years, Gethsemane will not be marginal. We will know that garden. -- Cdl. Stafford)
To: Lurker
“Can we do it? ... YES we can!”
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:24:24 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: Future Snake Eater
I’ll be here all week.
Although with your review, I have changed that only to one day. ;)
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:24:56 AM PDT
by
exit82
(The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
To: weldgophardline
"Great ,now we will have to ban saber saws.I don't know if it involves sex, they are unlikely to ban it. Instead we will have to have national education progams to teach kids the proper use of sex toys.
Had she defended herself with a sex toy, then it's possible it would be banned.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:26:18 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Chet 99
I guess her boyfriend’s tool couldn’t get the job done.
73
posted on
03/11/2009 11:26:47 AM PDT
by
Unlikely Hero
("Time is a wonderful teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its pupils." --Berlioz)
To: dennisw
save em, some think coulters hot
To: Old Professer
75
posted on
03/11/2009 11:27:16 AM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
To: Chet 99
The Pucker Factor of this story is about 5,000.
76
posted on
03/11/2009 11:27:29 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
To: gimme1ibertee
Um, is a ‘split up’ in this guy’s future?
77
posted on
03/11/2009 11:27:59 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: Chet 99
Her old boyfriend was in the concrete business, the new guy was just trying to keep up...
78
posted on
03/11/2009 11:28:24 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Chet 99
A
RIP roaring sex toy.
79
posted on
03/11/2009 11:28:52 AM PDT
by
Spunky
To: Chet 99
80
posted on
03/11/2009 11:29:04 AM PDT
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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