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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
MSNBC ^

Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

(Excerpt) Read more at msnbc.msn.com ...


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KEYWORDS: onanism; pgcounty; sabersawsextoy; toolbox
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To: Chet 99

Today we'll be discussing alternative uses for your tools.


41 posted on 03/11/2009 11:14:02 AM PDT by McGruff (If the War on Terrorism is over, do the terrorist know that?)
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To: Doomonyou

Sorry, Idon’t know how to post a pic.
http://www.bushranger.com.au/bush_saw/bush_saw.jpg


42 posted on 03/11/2009 11:14:31 AM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: Chet 99

Do a google search and you can actually find attachments for Sawzalls for “plerasure enhancement”.


43 posted on 03/11/2009 11:14:36 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: Chet 99

On the bright side, her next birth should be very easy.


44 posted on 03/11/2009 11:14:52 AM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: Chet 99
Well, I guess they will have to add something else to the warning labels now.

CAUTION: Not to be used on genitals.

45 posted on 03/11/2009 11:15:25 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (Happiness is a choice!)
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To: Doomonyou

"Oh my, she could break sidewalk with that thing, dear."

46 posted on 03/11/2009 11:15:47 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: rednesss

Hope he took the blade off first? Thousand cuts and all.


47 posted on 03/11/2009 11:15:53 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: Non-Sequitur

A saber saw is a reciprocating saw.


48 posted on 03/11/2009 11:16:20 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: Chet 99

Looks like tool time became fool time.

You only hurt the one you saw.

Tools are a many splendored thing.

Not-so-good vibrations.

Once you hack you never go back.


49 posted on 03/11/2009 11:16:40 AM PDT by exit82 (The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
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To: Chet 99

The second dildo was holding the saw.


50 posted on 03/11/2009 11:17:10 AM PDT by ArmstedFragg ("the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs" - Jefferson)
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To: WOBBLY BOB


Evidently, your friend did not realise
that here in East Germany we use 220 volt current.
He was found in his hotel room impaled on a large electrical device.
Our surgeons did what they could
but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face.


51 posted on 03/11/2009 11:17:20 AM PDT by MrB (The 0bamanation: Marxism, Infanticide, Appeasement, Depression, Thuggery, and Censorship)
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To: SonnyBubba

H’episotomized her big time...


52 posted on 03/11/2009 11:17:27 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)
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To: Chet 99

53 posted on 03/11/2009 11:17:29 AM PDT by TSgt (Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
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To: Chet 99

Must’ve been using the Handy Dandy Do It Yourself Self-Episiotomy Device......


54 posted on 03/11/2009 11:18:56 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
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To: Lazamataz

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55 posted on 03/11/2009 11:19:15 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: Chet 99

56 posted on 03/11/2009 11:19:35 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.)
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To: SonnyBubba
A Bush saw!


57 posted on 03/11/2009 11:19:39 AM PDT by Enterprise (I went to America and all I got were some DVDs and little helicopters.)
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To: Old Professer
A saber saw is a reciprocating saw.

I'm talking about one of those big, two handed reciprocating saws and not a dinky little sabre saw.

58 posted on 03/11/2009 11:19:40 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Chet 99

Okay, I’m stealing the opportunity because of the *ahem* nature of the thread...

Does anyone else find the new Applebees “pick a pair” menu rather suggestive?

And, it seems that Nancy Pelosi has had another facelift... She’s sporting a goatee again!


59 posted on 03/11/2009 11:20:05 AM PDT by MortMan (Power without responsibility-the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages. - Rudyard Kipling)
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To: Battle of Tours

“Lesson: Don’t confuse Black & Decker with Crack & Pecker”

ROTFLMAO You made my day!


60 posted on 03/11/2009 11:20:12 AM PDT by Cyman
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