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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
MSNBC ^

Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

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KEYWORDS: onanism; pgcounty; sabersawsextoy; toolbox
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To: a fool in paradise

Instead of waterboarding, if they used nip zips, electric sex toys, and the like, to get info-—that would have been approved (/snic).


121 posted on 03/11/2009 12:15:49 PM PDT by Liz (I was like Snow White, then I drifted. Mae West (on liberalism.)
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To: Chet 99
Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park

Gee, he sure hit the spot.

122 posted on 03/11/2009 12:15:50 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: a fool in paradise


Nancy's safe word is "Palomino."
123 posted on 03/11/2009 12:17:29 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Beware Obama's Reichstag Fire.)
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To: Chet 99
Are they sure it was an accident, and not a planned bushwhacking by her partner?

Hope this doesn't give the Muslims & tribal Africans ideas on new ways to perform female circumcisions.

Oh, and keep watching this space for my soon to be released soft rubber "Gay Blades" for all popular models of Sabre Sahhhhs...special discounts to Massachusetts congressmen!

124 posted on 03/11/2009 12:22:17 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: Chet 99

“incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade,”

Gee, it sounds like such a good idea!!


125 posted on 03/11/2009 12:25:16 PM PDT by Spok (The Sinopian Sage)
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To: tet68

Good thing she wasn’t using a plunge router


126 posted on 03/11/2009 12:28:20 PM PDT by lakeman
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To: KoRn

Another stimulus plan gone bad.


127 posted on 03/11/2009 12:28:53 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: seatrout

yep


128 posted on 03/11/2009 12:33:24 PM PDT by keepitreal (Obama brings change: an international crisis (terrorism) within 6 months)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Talk about desparate housewives...


129 posted on 03/11/2009 12:38:23 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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To: Chet 99

It would not surprise me if this was a “hold muh’ beer and watch this” moment.


130 posted on 03/11/2009 12:42:12 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Te odeo, interfice te cochleare)
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To: DannyTN

For the win... ;-)


131 posted on 03/11/2009 12:42:29 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Te odeo, interfice te cochleare)
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To: Chet 99
Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

Except, as my hubby SirKit commented, the crime of stupidity.

132 posted on 03/11/2009 12:44:34 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: Chet 99
They should have tried this...


133 posted on 03/11/2009 12:50:49 PM PDT by cspackler (There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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To: Allegra; Dutchgirl; Old Sarge; SunkenCiv
MANGLED GENITALS PING

You know the ... er, drill.

134 posted on 03/11/2009 12:59:28 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: ArmstedFragg

Hey, that OWWW kinda looks like a saw blade. Was that intentional?


135 posted on 03/11/2009 1:21:42 PM PDT by NellieMae (Here...... common sense,common sense,common sense,where'd ya go... common sense......)
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To: Liz

Not guilty!


136 posted on 03/11/2009 1:37:06 PM PDT by dennisw (0bomo the subprime president)
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To: KoRn

Was it a BLACK AND PECKER?


137 posted on 03/11/2009 2:13:48 PM PDT by odin2008 (EVIL TRIUMPHS WHEN GOOD MEN DO NOTHING)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So close to a Darwin Award nominee.


138 posted on 03/11/2009 2:23:16 PM PDT by rmlew
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To: Chet 99

Keyword, folks. Gotta remember to add necessary keywords.

I added sabersawsextoy.

Strangely enough - for some reason - this thread is the only one in that category.

Hmmmm...


139 posted on 03/11/2009 2:24:22 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Chet 99

Tore up from the floor up? Youch! Is there ever a need for something this drastic to try to give a woman pleasure? Makes me think the guy’s got some personal deficiencies.


140 posted on 03/11/2009 2:27:38 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Two Kids' Dad ---- (T) - CA ** Join the "T" party ** ))))
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