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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
MSNBC ^
Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
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KEYWORDS: onanism; pgcounty; sabersawsextoy; toolbox
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT
by
Chet 99
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:05:39 AM PDT
by
KoRn
To: Chet 99
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:06:36 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
To: Chet 99
Sawzall=3000 strokes per minute. Ouch.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:06:44 AM PDT
by
rednesss
(fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
To: Chet 99
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported. First mistake. A reciprocating saw would have given her more control.
To: Chet 99
It’s not for everybody...
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:06:59 AM PDT
by
carjic
(Laid off since Dec 08...HELP!)
To: Chet 99
I can see this thread going down hill faster that the stock market.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:07:17 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(If the War on Terrorism is over, do the terrorist know that?)
To: rednesss
Barney Fwank takes up homo remodeling.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:07:26 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
To: Chet 99
Looking forward to all the jokes on this one.
Let ‘em rip guys.
To: Chet 99
Lesson: Don’t confuse Black & Decker with Crack & Pecker
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Cringe and cross legs alert.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:08:03 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I went to America and all I got were some DVDs and little helicopters.)
To: Chet 99
Didn’t even remove the blade...it must be love...
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:08:04 AM PDT
by
Future Snake Eater
("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
To: Chet 99
How can we judge guilt without a photo? Is she hot?
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:08:27 AM PDT
by
dennisw
(0bomo the subprime president)
To: Chet 99
Okay, all of you creative freepers out there, give me some laughs!!
To: Chet 99
I was going to make a joke that the sabre saw isn’t the right tool for that, you really need a Sawzall. Alas, that would be wrong to make fun of someone who was injured in such a scheme.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:09:28 AM PDT
by
cyclotic
(Boy Scouts-Developing Leaders in a World of Followers.)
To: Chet 99
Great ,now we will have to ban saber saws.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:09:34 AM PDT
by
weldgophardline
(Proud father of a U.S. Marine in Afghanistan)
To: Chet 99
Love means never having to say.....
OWWWWWWW!
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:09:34 AM PDT
by
ArmstedFragg
("the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs" - Jefferson)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
I've found the toy.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:10:25 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
To: Chet 99
The man who called 911 about the incident... 
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:10:26 AM PDT
by
library user
(Rod Blagojevich should have been TIME MAGAZINE'S "Person of the Year.")
To: Chet 99
Highway 235 a place for sexual encounters and other goings on? Nah, I don’t believe it. ;^)
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:10:27 AM PDT
by
NY Attitude
(You are responsible for your own safety until the arrival of law enforcement officers)
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