Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

MSNBC ^

[Chet 99]

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

[Liz]

Instead of waterboarding, if they used nip zips, electric sex toys, and the like, to get info-—that would have been approved (/snic).

[philman_36]

Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park

Gee, he sure hit the spot.

[MeanWestTexan]

Nancy's safe word is "Palomino."

[ApplegateRanch]

Are they sure it was an accident, and not a planned bushwhacking by her partner?

Hope this doesn't give the Muslims & tribal Africans ideas on new ways to perform female circumcisions.

Oh, and keep watching this space for my soon to be released soft rubber "Gay Blades" for all popular models of Sabre Sahhhhs...special discounts to Massachusetts congressmen!

[Spok]

“incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade,”

Gee, it sounds like such a good idea!!

[lakeman]

Good thing she wasn’t using a plunge router

[DannyTN]

Another stimulus plan gone bad.

[keepitreal]

yep

[ApplegateRanch]

Talk about desparate housewives...

[Dead Corpse]

It would not surprise me if this was a “hold muh’ beer and watch this” moment.

[Dead Corpse]

For the win... ;-)

[SuziQ]

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

Except, as my hubby SirKit commented, the crime of stupidity.

[cspackler]

They should have tried this...

[martin_fierro]

MANGLED GENITALS PING

You know the ... er, drill.

[NellieMae]

Hey, that OWWW kinda looks like a saw blade. Was that intentional?

[dennisw]

Not guilty!

[odin2008]

Was it a BLACK AND PECKER?

[rmlew]

So close to a Darwin Award nominee.

[Responsibility2nd]

Keyword, folks. Gotta remember to add necessary keywords.

I added sabersawsextoy.

Strangely enough - for some reason - this thread is the only one in that category.

Hmmmm...

[Two Kids' Dad]

Tore up from the floor up? Youch! Is there ever a need for something this drastic to try to give a woman pleasure? Makes me think the guy’s got some personal deficiencies.