"Nomah! Oh, my Gawd, it's Nomah! Sully, can you believe it? Nomah, you ah wicked cute! Oh, my Gawd, will you autograph my boob? No, wait, use a Sharpie!"
Posted on 03/10/2005 9:58:38 AM PST by pissant
1. Sex with a stranger Bumping into an attractive stranger dominates many women's thoughts. Usually these fantasies involve an element of surprise. You may take on a new role, such as that of a nurse who satisfies her patients, or an air hostess who joins the Mile High Club! What this one says about you: Things may have become stale with your lover. This is no-strings escapism.
2. You in control You may fantasise you're dressed in black leather with your man tied to the bed as your sex slave. Here, you're taking charge because your lover has to do what he's told. Perhaps a stranger even falls into your clutches. What this one says about you: Your lover may have more sexual confidence than you and this gives you a release for your more assertive side.
3. Him in control Some women fantasise about their partner dominating them, such as being tied up or told what to do. Very often the fantasy revolves around you being busy, then your man arrives and everything else is flung aside. What this one says about you: You want to give up sexual responsibility and have things done to you. Such fantasies allow you to do things you may be embarrassed about. In this case, you can blame it all on him.
4. High-risk sex These fantasies can take place antwhere, in the office, in a lift, on the back of a bus or down a side street. Maybe you dream of getting caught by your lover - with someone else. What this one says about you: Such fantasies show you have a risk-taking edge which may be repressed in your real-life lovemaking. You could spice things up with sex in your back garden under the stars - as long as you're not overlooked by a block of flats!
5. Sexual exhibitionism Many women fantasise about being a stripper or lap dancer and driving men crazy with lust. Maybe you fantasise about giving a sex show at a party, turning on all the spectators. What this one says about you: You're dying to burst free from your normal inhibited sexual behaviour. You may crave sexual reassurance.
6. Sex with women Women find lesbian fantasies hugely erotic. They allow you to explore sensual thoughts with someone who truly understands your desires - another woman. These fantasies often involve tender, longer-lasting lovemaking. What this one says about you: Women are more comfortable exploring same sex fantasies than men. Most women can see the allure of an attractive woman and so enjoy exploring this in their fantasy life. Such fantasies don't reflect your sexuality unless they come to dominate your thoughts.
7. Group sex Many women find it thrilling to fantasise that they are in the middle of an orgy. They get aroused by the thought of touching all sorts of people, and being fondled from all sides. They completely let go, imagining pleasure from lots of different sources. These fantasies often involve strangers but may include your lover and/or people you know and find attractive. What this one says about you: This appeals to your daring side. Getting involved in group sex is a heady mix of risk and an exploration of ultimate sexual possibilities.
8. Exotic captivity Some women find it hugely erotic to imagine being held prisoner in an exotic location. Perhaps a stranger who doesn't speak your language and can merely do things to you, takes you captive. Usually women imagine ending up in a harem, being kept purely for the sexual pleasure of their captor. What this one says about you: You want to explore domination and you have a lot of hidden sexual creativity.
9. Giving sex lessons Teaching sexual skills to a gorgeous young, but legal, man is popular with women. By taking him step by step through sexual pleasures, you will also be wonderfully indulged. What this one says about you: You definitely want to take control. Perhaps you're quite inhibited so this is non-threatening as the focus of your fantasy knows little about sex.
10. The casting couch Being asked to perform sexual favours for a job you're dying to get is a fantasy for many women. The scenario usually ends up with you getting the job, because, of course, this is a fantasy in which you are a resounding sexual success! The director or boss finds you so fulfilling they have to give you what you want. What this one says about you: Part of you wants to prove yourself. Mixing work and sex shows you are driven.
Um...I'm hiring.
Well, when I was the guy hiring, I just figured it was the gals getting hot for pissant once they met me, not some deeper universal fantasy. I guess I wasn't the stud I thought I was. ;o)
"Um...I'm hiring."
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good one, esp. if you check njwoman's pic!
Um, yes, I looked.
Not that I would hire exclusively on looks, mind you. I'm not that shallow!
Exactly. Like in your dreams fellas.
erm, ah, make that 'In MY dreams ;)'
That's OK Najida. Keep us in the dark. We love mysterious woman. ;o)
....I hear Helen Thomas is available!
Southerfreebird is a chick, I think!
....well. Now a days that still works!
It's #6 on the list!
....when it includes Helen Thomas it should have a number of it's own.
When it includes Helen Thomas, it's called necrophelia!
....isn't that with dead people???? While she looks dead, I think she is still breathing, though it is hard to tell!!!!
Why do you think they love those romance books? (my wife went to the library so often, they put her on the board of directors)
No, I am not a very romantic type. :-)
Good, because the rest of him is all 'roids! Could that be why the Sox sacked him last year? Enquiring minds want to know.
I'd wager he's on the gay bubble, though, because his wife is pretty manly.
Your venacular is pretty accurate, my Princess Warrior friend. Fallon, however, is about as faux a Sox fan as is Long Jawn Kerry. I'll never forget when that perfumed mincer bounced one from the mound.
Sully and Denise have always cracked me up.
"You're retahded!"
"No, you ah!"
Then they start making out.
8^)
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