[54-46 Was My Number]

"Nomah! Oh, my Gawd, it's Nomah! Sully, can you believe it? Nomah, you ah wicked cute! Oh, my Gawd, will you autograph my boob? No, wait, use a Sharpie!"

Your venacular is pretty accurate, my Princess Warrior friend. Fallon, however, is about as faux a Sox fan as is Long Jawn Kerry. I'll never forget when that perfumed mincer bounced one from the mound.

[Xenalyte]

Sully and Denise have always cracked me up.

"You're retahded!"

"No, you ah!"

Then they start making out.