"Nomah! Oh, my Gawd, it's Nomah! Sully, can you believe it? Nomah, you ah wicked cute! Oh, my Gawd, will you autograph my boob? No, wait, use a Sharpie!"
Your venacular is pretty accurate, my Princess Warrior friend. Fallon, however, is about as faux a Sox fan as is Long Jawn Kerry. I'll never forget when that perfumed mincer bounced one from the mound.