This one fits in well too.
Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock
Breast size determines personality
An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.
According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.
The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.
For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."
Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."
Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."
Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."
Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.
A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."
Flying kitty alert.
Isn't that a double-barrelled cat-apult???
Ahhh. I like that.
This one fits in well too.
For a study about women's breasts there sure are a lot of references to fruits.
You been taking pictures of my wife again?
a person is in the lingerie department and looking for a bra for someone else
the clerk asks what size and is told that the customer doesn't know
the clerk says, "well, is it like a melon?"
"no"
"Like a pear?"
"no"
"Like an egg?"
"Yeah, fried!"
She got away with that on the old Merv Griffin show.
L
Geez,
What if your chest if Fruit Salad?
Hmmmm....I see my shape mentioned...I think the guy could be right. ;o)
Something told me you would be on this thread........
Somehow I think this study is a bust....Wow. Oh, yeah. This could be really Hugh!!
Now that is unreal.
I wondered who invited me....thanks.
I respectfully request permission to use your tagline at work. It fits so many situations I work with
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Perhaps I should've been a little more specific about those cantaloupes... |
Be my guest...just be sure the royalty check is in the mail.
ROFL!
Ugh...a little too detailed a pic...not terribly flattering for the young lady. She looks familiar though...who is that?
"The check is in the mail"
I had a really nice time and I'll call you
Sir, I wasn't alseep
I'm from the Gov't and I'm here to help you
Au contraire...not detailed enuff!
Love, Thag
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