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New Study: Breast size determines personality
Annanova ^ | 2/22/05

Posted on 02/23/2005 5:58:17 AM PST by KidGlock

Breast size determines personality

An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.

According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.

The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.

For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."

Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."

Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."

Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."

Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.

A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."


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To: OSHA

Flying kitty alert.

Isn't that a double-barrelled cat-apult???


141 posted on 02/23/2005 8:09:47 AM PST by thag (I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. (unknown))
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To: Sarajevo

Ahhh. I like that.


142 posted on 02/23/2005 8:10:57 AM PST by Constitution Day (Finally back from CPAC!)
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To: Sarajevo
Somehow, I knew that pic would show up on this thread.

This one fits in well too.


143 posted on 02/23/2005 8:12:12 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 ("I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for," - Howard Dean 01/29/2005)
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To: dubyaismypresident

For a study about women's breasts there sure are a lot of references to fruits.


144 posted on 02/23/2005 8:16:00 AM PST by Argh
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To: Callahan

You been taking pictures of my wife again?


145 posted on 02/23/2005 8:34:42 AM PST by eaglesiniowa
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To: KidGlock
Old Mom's Mabley joke:

a person is in the lingerie department and looking for a bra for someone else

the clerk asks what size and is told that the customer doesn't know

the clerk says, "well, is it like a melon?"

"no"

"Like a pear?"

"no"

"Like an egg?"

"Yeah, fried!"

She got away with that on the old Merv Griffin show.

146 posted on 02/23/2005 8:36:21 AM PST by Phsstpok ("When you don't know where you are, but you don't care, you're not lost, you're exploring.")
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To: Lazamataz
I can't believe you haven't chimed in on this one yet.

L

147 posted on 02/23/2005 8:40:37 AM PST by Lurker ("We're all sinners, but jerks revel in their sins. " P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: Constitution Day; TheBigB
Some days I don't know what I like more, pussy or breasts.


148 posted on 02/23/2005 8:42:52 AM PST by Fierce Allegiance (At first it was "Relief", then "Welfare", now it's "Entitlements". What will they call it next?)
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To: KidGlock

Geez,
What if your chest if Fruit Salad?


149 posted on 02/23/2005 8:44:32 AM PST by najida (The older I get, the more I hate gravity.)
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To: KidGlock

Hmmmm....I see my shape mentioned...I think the guy could be right. ;o)


150 posted on 02/23/2005 8:49:27 AM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Something told me you would be on this thread........


151 posted on 02/23/2005 8:56:28 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 ("I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for," - Howard Dean 01/29/2005)
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To: dubyaismypresident
Somehow I think this study is a bust....

Wow. Oh, yeah. This could be really Hugh!!


152 posted on 02/23/2005 9:22:40 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: TheBigB

Now that is unreal.


153 posted on 02/23/2005 9:59:43 AM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (u)
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To: dubyaismypresident

I wondered who invited me....thanks.


154 posted on 02/23/2005 10:03:02 AM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (u)
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To: exnavychick

I respectfully request permission to use your tagline at work. It fits so many situations I work with


155 posted on 02/23/2005 10:19:05 AM PST by 5Madman2 (DemocRATS are Vermin)
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To: dubyaismypresident

 

Perhaps I should've been a little more specific about those cantaloupes...


156 posted on 02/23/2005 10:24:07 AM PST by Fintan (©1950)
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To: 5Madman2

Be my guest...just be sure the royalty check is in the mail.

ROFL!


157 posted on 02/23/2005 10:28:13 AM PST by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
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To: Fintan

Ugh...a little too detailed a pic...not terribly flattering for the young lady. She looks familiar though...who is that?


158 posted on 02/23/2005 10:29:30 AM PST by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
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To: exnavychick

"The check is in the mail"

I had a really nice time and I'll call you

Sir, I wasn't alseep

I'm from the Gov't and I'm here to help you


159 posted on 02/23/2005 10:31:30 AM PST by 5Madman2 (DemocRATS are Vermin)
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To: exnavychick

Au contraire...not detailed enuff!

Love, Thag


160 posted on 02/23/2005 10:32:44 AM PST by thag (I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. (unknown))
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