Posted on 01/04/2005 8:48:24 PM PST by JustAnotherSavage
BEWARE FROBL’s!!!
You are being sent this message because you have recently been stung by a FROBL.
That would be a Free Republic Open Border Lobbyist. Do not be concerned! Their stingers are so tiny it’s laughable. Which is what makes them so darn pesty and contrary.
They make a lot of noise, considering there are only about a dozen of them, and are really quite harmless, unless they are able to zap some unsuspecting victim who has wandered into “their territory”. Now “their territory seems to be, well, whatever they decide it is, usually any thread with people trying to present news about or discuss a solution to the illegal immigration crisis. Oh, they have radar!! And they’re fast.
They will use the excuse for this disruption as support for President Bush. President Bush would probably be ashamed of their “buzzing”. You will learn to recognize them and avoid their harassment. I didn’t say it’s easy!! No, you’ll want to swat them. That’s what they want, masochistic little buggers!
One is a lawyer, or believes he is. He will spout case by case (always irrelevant) his best Johnny Cochran babble.
Another likes to come in with a show; big color display, with EVERY post.
You’ll recognize a couple of these FROBL’s when you find, after being a patriotic, religious, conservative, self-reliant, first amendment type your entire life, that you are now a racist, xenophobic, idiot, undereducated moronic, lazy, Mexican/Bush hating, Buchananite anti-semite isolationist Hillary worshiper. This one wants you to feel smaller than him. Don’t worry, it can’t be done.
One or two will defend making money off the hiring of illegals, avoiding taxes, minimum wage laws and what price his fellow citizens pay to subsidize his wealth.
Another one just bursts in briefly, fluttering her little wings to coach on one of her clan with a quick one liner to let you know she doesn’t like you, your opinion or source (no matter how conservative, reliable or factual it is). This one will remind you of her “seniority”. “Get it, Newbie??!!!!” Here’s where they show their true stripe, claiming to be compassionate to illegal border jumpers but proving how open minded they actually are when attacking a new poster.
But the worst are the two or three that will pretend to being “gentle”as if your IQ is just too low to comprehend anything about this issue.
It won’t matter if you’re living in a community that was a few years ago, “middle America” and now it is an illegal alien “camp” infested with crime, drugs, disease and despair.
It won’t matter if one of your family was killed by an illegal “ guest worker” even though illegal aliens now make up 1/3 of our incarceration rates.
It won’t matter when you tell them you are a college kid who can’t get hired because the foremen doesn’t speak English.
It won’t matter if you work for INS, Border patrol and try to make them understand the truth. They’ll call you a liar every time.
It won’t matter when you prove everything you say. So don’t even try. Tell someone who still has the ability to hear. They will appreciate it. Tell your congressional representatives and the White House.
FROBL’s, though they proclaim their superiority in every way over YOU, only have one vote, too.
GOD BLESS AMERICA. And FreeRepublic
That would be a Free Republic Open Border Lobbyist. Do not be concerned! Their stingers are so tiny it’s laughable. Which is what makes them so darn pesty and contrary.
They make a lot of noise, considering there are only about a dozen of them, and are really quite harmless, unless they are able to zap some unsuspecting victim who has wandered into “their territory”. Now “their territory seems to be, well, whatever they decide it is, usually any thread with people trying to present news about or discuss a solution to the illegal immigration crisis. Oh, they have radar!! And they’re fast.
Ah! I came here to see what a FROBL was. Now I see.
I don't go on the Immigration threads very much. So I must be the anti-FROBL! :^D
"Today, a White House spokesman said he was unaware of the border crossing guide, but would look into it."
Hmmm...spokesman must be living in a closet. Actually he lied!! Everyone has heard of it.
" you are now a racist, xenophobic, idiot, undereducated moronic, lazy, Mexican/Bush hating, Buchananite anti-semite isolationist Hillary worshiper."
The Hillary worshiper allegation is the funniest....we know who that poster is;-)
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Then why the whine post?
Welcome to Free Republic.
As a FROBL I need to make anti FROBl's aware of their guide's and mentor's words:
"In an interview last month on Fox News, Mrs. Clinton said she does not "think that we have protected our borders or our ports or provided our first responders with the resources they need, so we can do more and we can do better."
In an interview on WABC radio, she said: "I am, you know, adamantly against illegal immigrants."
Now that's deep.
Teddy Roosevelt, Republican President (Speech, New York, 1915)
Today's libs call it 'multiculturalism'.
Whatever it is called, it's reaching critical mass.
The balkanization of America.
It's got nothing to do with 'tolerance', numbnuts.
We open our arms and 'tolerate' peoples of many different religions, cultures and races.
However, what made this country great was the 'melting pot' (ever heard of that term?) that it is (was). Melting pot means assimilation into the established form of government, culture and, yes, religious and social values.
Multiculturalism is nothing more than left wing PC crap that is leading to the balkanization of the country.
So, get your head out of your liberal butt and try thinking once in a while. And maybe read a little American history in between reality shows.
I'm a conservative and no reality shows for me
I didn't get the sarcasm, so please accept my humble apology.
Looked at your homepage. What a great place to live!
Yes, I stumbled across one on a dark and lonely night not long ago. It was pointed out to me that, because I was only 99.44% in agreement with President Bush, I was a closet Hillary lover, probably had a little statue of her on my mantle and mixed vodka with my kool-aid while doing perverted things in front of a life size picture of her.
There's just no mistaken one is there?
What a picture...You got lucky, having a gun handy while that rabies infested, wild animal was ready to attack...Look at his eyes...You're his next meal...Hope you drilled 'im in time...
A FROBL
LMAO!
At least you started it in the SBR...
;)
I'm glad you brought up Fox. We need to know a lot more about this character. And you're right about Mexico being rich. More billionaires than Saudi Arabia and thousands of millionaires. Mexico sent $100,000.00 to the tsunami disaster, the smallest contribution of a nation state. According to Visa International $38 BILLION was sent south of the border by illegals last year. Mexico's second biggest "industry". Mexico and the cheap American employer treat their people as chattel. Mexico sucks.
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