Skip to comments.BEWARE FROBL's!
Posted on 01/04/2005 8:48:24 PM PST by JustAnotherSavage
You are being sent this message because you have recently been stung by a FROBL.
That would be a Free Republic Open Border Lobbyist. Do not be concerned! Their stingers are so tiny its laughable. Which is what makes them so darn pesty and contrary.
They make a lot of noise, considering there are only about a dozen of them, and are really quite harmless, unless they are able to zap some unsuspecting victim who has wandered into their territory. Now their territory seems to be, well, whatever they decide it is, usually any thread with people trying to present news about or discuss a solution to the illegal immigration crisis. Oh, they have radar!! And theyre fast.
They will use the excuse for this disruption as support for President Bush. President Bush would probably be ashamed of their buzzing. You will learn to recognize them and avoid their harassment. I didnt say its easy!! No, youll want to swat them. Thats what they want, masochistic little buggers!
One is a lawyer, or believes he is. He will spout case by case (always irrelevant) his best Johnny Cochran babble.
Another likes to come in with a show; big color display, with EVERY post.
Youll recognize a couple of these FROBLs when you find, after being a patriotic, religious, conservative, self-reliant, first amendment type your entire life, that you are now a racist, xenophobic, idiot, undereducated moronic, lazy, Mexican/Bush hating, Buchananite anti-semite isolationist Hillary worshiper. This one wants you to feel smaller than him. Dont worry, it cant be done.
One or two will defend making money off the hiring of illegals, avoiding taxes, minimum wage laws and what price his fellow citizens pay to subsidize his wealth.
Another one just bursts in briefly, fluttering her little wings to coach on one of her clan with a quick one liner to let you know she doesnt like you, your opinion or source (no matter how conservative, reliable or factual it is). This one will remind you of her seniority. Get it, Newbie??!!!! Heres where they show their true stripe, claiming to be compassionate to illegal border jumpers but proving how open minded they actually are when attacking a new poster.
But the worst are the two or three that will pretend to being gentleas if your IQ is just too low to comprehend anything about this issue.
It wont matter if youre living in a community that was a few years ago, middle America and now it is an illegal alien camp infested with crime, drugs, disease and despair.
It wont matter if one of your family was killed by an illegal guest worker even though illegal aliens now make up 1/3 of our incarceration rates.
It wont matter when you tell them you are a college kid who cant get hired because the foremen doesnt speak English.
It wont matter if you work for INS, Border patrol and try to make them understand the truth. Theyll call you a liar every time.
It wont matter when you prove everything you say. So dont even try. Tell someone who still has the ability to hear. They will appreciate it. Tell your congressional representatives and the White House.
FROBLs, though they proclaim their superiority in every way over YOU, only have one vote, too.
GOD BLESS AMERICA. And FreeRepublic
Teddy Roosevelt, Republican President (Speech, New York, 1915)
Got it. Thanks, newbie.
Bummer on your real estate dude. Have you thought of moving?
I moved once because of this problem, I'm not leaving my home again.
"Youll recognize a couple of these FROBLs when you find, after being a patriotic, religious, conservative, self-reliant, first amendment type your entire life, that you are now a racist, xenophobic, idiot, undereducated moronic, lazy, Mexican/Bush hating, Buchananite anti-semite isolationist Hillary worshiper.
FROBL...the other white meat!
Down here on the border, moving is called the pussy option.
Yeah, we call it that too, but it doesn't mean you don't do it!
This is my home, my line in the sand. I no longer care about the political needs and desires of our Masters.
DOBBS: An unbelievable story tonight out of Mexico, where officials have published a guide, a guide filled with tips for Mexican citizens to help illegal aliens safely cross the border into this country. Although the book warns against illegally crossing that border, it lays out step by step instructions on how to do just that. Casey Wian reports from Los Angeles.
CASEY WIAN, CNN CORRESPONDENT (voice-over): Mexicans trying to sneak into the United States now have more help, from their own government. Mexico's Foreign Ministry is distributing a 24-page booklet titled "The Guide for the Mexican Migrant." It contains safety information about how to survive desert or river crossings, such as adding salt tablets to water to prevent dehydration, and warning not to cross during intense heat.
While the booklet does say obtaining a visa is the best way to enter another country, it then provides a step by step guide to crossing without one. From advice about dealing with coyotes or smugglers to tips such as following power lines or train tracks when lost. It's all there.
MARK KRIKORIAN, CENTER FOR IMMIGRATION STUDIES: Clearly, part of it is to protect the lives of people who are going to cross anyway. It's also intended to facilitate illegal immigration, to make it more normal, more routine and less risky, so that it continues.
WIAN: Much of the guide focuses on what illegal aliens should do if caught by the border patrol. It tells them not to throw rocks at border patrol agents, saying that would be considered provocation. It points out the rights illegal aliens enjoy in this country, and offers tips on how to avoid detection once they've made it across.
The Mexican embassy says the booklet is an effort to save lives, and denies that it encourages illegal immigration. The booklet is being distributed as a free insert in a popular Spanish-language cowboy comic book and over the Internet. Mexico has published more than a million copies of the guide.
WIAN: Today, a White House spokesman said he was unaware of the border crossing guide, but would look into it. One immigration control advocate, somewhat tongue-in-cheek, says he's surprised the Bush administration is not listed as a co-publisher, since it's done so much to encourage illegal immigration --snip----
Aired Jan 03, 2005
Right on. THEY (the illegal insurgents)need to move, back to their country where they crawled in from. Libs want the illegals to stay not a law abiding Republican.
t wont matter when you prove everything you say. So dont even try. Tell someone who still has the ability to hear. They will appreciate it. Tell your congressional representatives and the White House.
I moved last year from NM to Alexandria VA. It's worse here than New Mexico!
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