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Morford: America Loves Kinky Sex
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, December 1, 2004 | Mark Morford

Posted on 12/01/2004 6:07:56 AM PST by presidio9

Here's my suggestion: let them have it. Just do it. Let the sexually bitter and morally frantic conservative groups now dictating governmental policy and FCC agendas and paranoid media attitudes have their time, their brief cultural burp, their little speed bump on the great and beckoning highway that will still lead us all, inexorably, irreversibly, though often agonizingly, toward grinning open-thighed progress.

Because here's the fabulous thing: no matter what these faux-Christian groups do, no matter how hard they oppress and protest and clamp down, this is a road that leads, despite all dour headlines and sour prognostications otherwise, toward spiritual illumination, toward awareness, toward sexual openness and same-sex marriage and revelatory sodomy and free vibrators for teenage girls and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets. In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.

It's true. All this and more, is gonna happen. This is my belief. Superlative homemade pornography and fetish dungeons and happy dildo supermarkets and the utter brilliance of the Suicide Girls and regular people having juicy consensual reasonably kinky respectful sex like it's no big deal, and it's all a matter of time, isn't it, before it will all erupt back to the surface of the culture and spread like hot karmic butter across the land. Maybe? You think?

And when that time comes, we shall look back on Janet Jackson's Nipplegate and the Monday Night Football backlash and the shrill outcry from various conservative and religious groups against the superlative movie "Kinsey" in the same way people look back on old bunions or leg warmers and laugh and point and shake their heads and sigh.

Because right now, we seem to be stuck. Mired. Hateful and narrow and sexually small and the country is right this minute being led, morally speaking,

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


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To: presidio9
She was insisting that ESP was real and wanted to prove it.

OK, everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.

101 posted on 12/01/2004 11:45:52 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Am Yisrael Chai!)
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To: presidio9

Mark! MARK! Wake up! You over slept again, girl.


102 posted on 12/01/2004 11:48:10 AM PST by Freakazoid
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To: hellinahandcart

I think if you could combine a cell phone and a vibrator teenage girls and young women would never leave the house.


103 posted on 12/01/2004 11:48:10 AM PST by johnb838 ("To Hell They Will Go" -- The Iyad Allawi Story.)
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To: CTOCS

he claims he's straight. We report, you decide.


104 posted on 12/01/2004 11:48:55 AM PST by johnb838 ("To Hell They Will Go" -- The Iyad Allawi Story.)
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To: johnb838

And old ladies too ;)!


105 posted on 12/01/2004 11:52:48 AM PST by najida (Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.)
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To: Quilla

And then the lobster said "And you didn't take the rubber bands off my claws either.... AAaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhH!!!!!"

I was thinking bout that this morning cuz Beck was pimping livelob.com .


106 posted on 12/01/2004 11:53:25 AM PST by johnb838 ("To Hell They Will Go" -- The Iyad Allawi Story.)
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To: najida

Some comedian was saying once that if men had breasts THEY'D never leave the hoouse.


107 posted on 12/01/2004 11:54:39 AM PST by johnb838 ("To Hell They Will Go" -- The Iyad Allawi Story.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

That's why a lot of Kentucky sex takes place beneath the bleachers . . . that way you can still hear the game. LOL : )


108 posted on 12/01/2004 11:55:58 AM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: presidio9
how's that saying, "if all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail?" So, it all gets down to sex, then? Freud was right after all?

Interpret, o sages of san francisco, the political Rorschach test, if you will.

109 posted on 12/01/2004 11:56:08 AM PST by the invisib1e hand (if a man lives long enough, he gets to see the same thing over and over.)
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To: presidio9

Why is it considered inconsistent that conservatives would like and enjoy sex? I never understood this. While some conservatives may be prudish (and no doubt some liberals are, also), I can't say that the conservatives in my life have been particularly repressed regarding sexuality.

This is a myth that the 'terminally hip' crew love to float on occasion. The fact that the average conservative has some standards of conduct doesn't mean (at all) that they are prudes or otherwise sexually repressed or sexually unimaginative.

I suspect that the other side has a deep need to believe this, for reasons known only to their subconcious minds.


110 posted on 12/01/2004 11:56:18 AM PST by HitmanLV (HitmanNY has a brand new Blog!! Please Visit! - http://www.goldust.com/weblog -)
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To: presidio9

Ok I don't think i fully understand what this guy is trying to say with this. But let me just say this.

If my nieghbor has an orgy at his house, and all manner of kink and depravity ensue... What harm does that do to me?

NONE! Nothing. I'd be a bit miffed I didn't get invited though.

You people need to stop concerning yourselves with what other people do for fun in private.

Life, Libery and the Pursuit of Happiness.


111 posted on 12/01/2004 12:00:23 PM PST by pnome
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To: GrandEagle

It wasn't too insensitive?


112 posted on 12/01/2004 1:03:47 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (This space is available to advertise your service or product.)
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To: presidio9
Ya ever the feeling that Morford was raised by Piper Laurie (Carrie's mom in the movie) and is prone to over-correction.

Or maybe he is just prone.

113 posted on 12/01/2004 1:07:15 PM PST by GSWarrior
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To: presidio9
They let this turd actually write for a paper?

He seems to be getting more and more frantic.

114 posted on 12/01/2004 1:10:12 PM PST by expatguy (Fallujah Delenda Est!!)
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To: pnome

Wait until you have been on FR for longer than a week before you form an opinion on Morford. She is the disgusting face of liberalism at its lowest. I don't think she has ever said anything I have agreed with.


115 posted on 12/01/2004 1:10:23 PM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: presidio9
In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.

I guess sodomy in San Fransisco just won't be as good as it could be until they've sullied the fair maidens of our Commonwealth, in broad daylight on the Sabbath. Until now, I'd almost forgotten why we need the 2nd Amendment.

116 posted on 12/01/2004 1:30:56 PM PST by Theophilus (Save Little Democrats, Stop Abortion)
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To: presidio9; hellinahandcart; NYC GOP Chick; Lil'freeper; cyborg
Because right now, we seem to be stuck. Mired. Hateful and narrow and sexually small and the country is right this minute being led, morally speaking, by a cadre of sexually barren males and prim humorless vaginally denuded women who have about as much sex appeal and libidinous acumen and raw divine awareness as a beige 1993 Dodge Caravan.

Better than admiring a child sexual predator, Miss Morford. Do your frickin' homework into what Kinsey actually was!

117 posted on 12/01/2004 1:41:36 PM PST by sauropod (Hitlary: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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To: presidio9
(These groups, by the way, they actually compare Kinsey, the world-famous and hugely respected researcher, to notorious Nazi doctor Josef "Angel of Death" Mengele.

Lie. Judith Reisen wrote a stunning tell-all book on what Kinsey was really like.

Hugely respected, my ever expanding butt...

118 posted on 12/01/2004 1:46:57 PM PST by sauropod (Hitlary: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
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To: sauropod

Seems like Miss Morford is projecting!


119 posted on 12/01/2004 5:37:10 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (www.Hillary-Watch.org)
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To: Lindykim; DirtyHarryY2K; Siamese Princess; Ed Current; Grampa Dave; Luircin; gonow; John O; ...

Moral Absolutes Ping.

I won't bother pinging you to every Morford article, but this seems pretty representative of the immoral/hedonistic/moth-flying-into-a-candle mentality which wants to devour the world.

So to speak. Conservatives - not just the "fiscal" kind - need to know the enemy. Cringing away from them in delicacy will only speed the southerly direction of the handbasket.

So, read it, defeat it.

Let me know if anyone wants on/off this pinglist.


120 posted on 12/01/2004 5:42:28 PM PST by little jeremiah (Moral Absolutes? Do they exist? If so, what are they and where did they come from?)
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