Posted on 12/01/2004 6:07:56 AM PST by presidio9
Here's my suggestion: let them have it. Just do it. Let the sexually bitter and morally frantic conservative groups now dictating governmental policy and FCC agendas and paranoid media attitudes have their time, their brief cultural burp, their little speed bump on the great and beckoning highway that will still lead us all, inexorably, irreversibly, though often agonizingly, toward grinning open-thighed progress.
Because here's the fabulous thing: no matter what these faux-Christian groups do, no matter how hard they oppress and protest and clamp down, this is a road that leads, despite all dour headlines and sour prognostications otherwise, toward spiritual illumination, toward awareness, toward sexual openness and same-sex marriage and revelatory sodomy and free vibrators for teenage girls and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets. In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.
It's true. All this and more, is gonna happen. This is my belief. Superlative homemade pornography and fetish dungeons and happy dildo supermarkets and the utter brilliance of the Suicide Girls and regular people having juicy consensual reasonably kinky respectful sex like it's no big deal, and it's all a matter of time, isn't it, before it will all erupt back to the surface of the culture and spread like hot karmic butter across the land. Maybe? You think?
And when that time comes, we shall look back on Janet Jackson's Nipplegate and the Monday Night Football backlash and the shrill outcry from various conservative and religious groups against the superlative movie "Kinsey" in the same way people look back on old bunions or leg warmers and laugh and point and shake their heads and sigh.
Because right now, we seem to be stuck. Mired. Hateful and narrow and sexually small and the country is right this minute being led, morally speaking,
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Looks like he had little time on his hands waitng for the leather bars to open.
Sprinting towards Sodom is more like it.
It just figures this came from S.F. Chronic-ill.
More like morally conscience, Morford you little uphill gardner
That is one unhappy, unhealthy human being.
Speak for yourself, Morford.
Someone should post that ABC News study/article about Republicans having MUCH better sex lives (and more sex) than Democrats. If my computer wasn't toast right now, I'd post it myself.
Morford's making new Republicans again. He deserves an award from the RNC. ;)
If you want some bloke like this to win the culture war, then do nothing. How do you think the country would look in 20 years??
Yep. Keep the pervs blabbing.
There's something else generally found at the end of that highway, inexorable or not:
Wasting death by age 50 from sexually transmitted disease or a related ailment. And, on a larger scale, demographic collapse.
"Beckoning," indeed.
I wonder how the writer would respond to this....
2004 October 18 Monday
Republicans Have Better Sex Lives Than Democrats
The full detailed breakdown of this ABC News "Primetime Lives" poll will not be available until released on a TV news broadcast on Oct. 21, 2004.
Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percent
Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percent
The fertility of white Democrats is low: of the 10 states with the lowest white birth rate, all except Florida voted for Gore. The Mexican-American birthrate, however, is quite high, so the Democratic Party, which already received 31 percent of its votes from minorities in 2002, is likely to become nonwhite dominated if immigration continues full speed ahead.
When the Democrats become the Hispanic and Black party will their average level of sexual satisfaction improve? How does sexual satisfaction in America break down by race and sex? Anyone found any polling data on this question?
I. see. naked. people.
Morford really has his finger on the pulse of America. Maybe Hillary will hire him as her Evangelical Christian adviser in her 2008 campaign.
Any liberalization of the laws by the courts has been fully offset by the rise of untreatable Venereal diseases.
We haven't gone anywhere in 40 years, and we aren't likely to in the next 40.
For that matter, we haven't gone anywhere to speak of since the Roaring '20s.
SO9
Let's not think about where that finger's been.
LOL. I was thinking the same thing as I wrote it ; )
Truly, this 'being' is misguided.
Should he(?) get his wish, the last thing he'd have to worry about is Christians!
Open behavior such as this just might inspire the IslamoNazis to fly those hijacked planes into his beloved bath-house, ya think?
they all write like hormonally challenged teenagers!
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