Alexandria man arrested for water-tower tryst

AP ^ | 5-17-2003

[Cagey]

SLIDELL (AP) -- A report that someone was yelling on top of a water tower sent police scurrying to help. They arrested an Alexandria man and a Slidell woman who decided to have a tryst "on top of the world," authorities said.

[Cagey]

MAY 19--Meet Brenda Orme and John Meyers. The Louisiana couple got nabbed last Friday when they tried to have sex atop a water tower more than 200 feet above the ground. Meyers, 44, told Slidell cops that he and Orme, 45, wanted to get busy "on top of the world." We know this thanks to the amusing press release work of Lt. Rob Callahan, whose handiwork can be found on the following pages. Along with his initial report on the bust, we've included Callahan's entertaining update, which includes a quip from his boss, Chief Freddy Drennan: "I guess this is the poor man's version of the 'mile high club.'" Meyers and Orme each face criminal trespass and disturbing the peace charges.

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[Cagey]

Link to The Smoking Gun article

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Remember the concept of "shrinkage" from Seinfeld? Well, she does the trick for me. We're talking Viagra-antidote here, folks. Is Mr. Painter Man blind or something? I mean, woof.

[petuniasevan]

This is NOT an astronomy thread.

[Cagey]

"This is NOT an astronomy thread."

John C. Meyers, 44, of Alexandria told the officers that they had wanted to have sex "on top of the world."

[blam]

"This is NOT an astronomy thread."

LOL. It is out of this world though.