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MAY 19--Meet Brenda Orme and John Meyers. The Louisiana couple got nabbed last Friday when they tried to have sex atop a water tower more than 200 feet above the ground. Meyers, 44, told Slidell cops that he and Orme, 45, wanted to get busy "on top of the world." We know this thanks to the amusing press release work of Lt. Rob Callahan, whose handiwork can be found on the following pages. Along with his initial report on the bust, we've included Callahan's entertaining update, which includes a quip from his boss, Chief Freddy Drennan: "I guess this is the poor man's version of the 'mile high club.'" Meyers and Orme each face criminal trespass and disturbing the peace charges.

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1 posted on 05/19/2003 12:47:37 PM PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey
Link to The Smoking Gun article
2 posted on 05/19/2003 12:51:19 PM PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey
Remember the concept of "shrinkage" from Seinfeld? Well, she does the trick for me. We're talking Viagra-antidote here, folks. Is Mr. Painter Man blind or something? I mean, woof.
3 posted on 05/19/2003 4:12:29 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast
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To: Cagey; Admin Moderator
This is NOT an astronomy thread.

4 posted on 05/19/2003 5:15:54 PM PDT by petuniasevan (I cna ytpe 300 wrods a mitnue.)
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