Post-Modern Postmortem (An article from our new Freeper-run literary magazine!)

The Tarpeian Rock ^ | 1/1/2003 | Antoninus

[Antoninus]

Post-modern Postmortem

On January 10, 1963, A. S. Herlong, a Democrat congressman from Florida read a strange list, known as the “Current Communist Goals,” into the Congressional Record. Originally lifted from a book called The Naked Communist by Cleon Skousen, the list seemed at the time to be an alarmist sequence of unattainable military, political, and cultural threats posed by international communism against the free world. Most intriguing among these are the cultural goals:

• Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to “eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms.”

• Control art critics and directors of art museums. “Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art.”

• Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.

Now, whether or not one is willing to don the tinfoil hat and buy into the notion that communist partisans have been covertly working toward these goals for the past forty years, it is undeniable that atheism, amorality, vulgarity, and emptiness have conquered the arts.

Shapeless, awkward, and meaningless forms now dominate the landscape. Walking through the campus of Western Michigan University in Kalamazoo several years ago, I was dismayed to see the “sculpture” scattered around campus—rusting hulks of iron that bore little resemblance to anything outside of a scrap metal yard.

Ugliness, repulsiveness, and meaninglessness in graphic art have also become a plague. Blasphemy is considered chic. Works that combine blasphemy with scatological themes such as Piss Christ or The Holy Virgin Mary smeared with elephant feces are especially treasured by our post-modern academia and cultural elite.

Literature, cinema, radio, and television are not unaffected by this scourge. Nihilism, atheism, and obscenity are common fixtures in all of these media to an extent that would have been unimaginable forty years ago.

Architecture suffers as well. One need not be an art critic to realize that the brand new $192 million Our Lady of the Angels cathedral in Los Angeles is an ill-shapen megalithic monstrosity. It is little more than a warehouse with a bell-tower—and an ugly warehouse at that. And when one considers the beautiful 19th century Romanesque cathedral it replaced—with its ties to two millennia of ecclesiastical artistic tradition—the tragedy becomes complete.


These post-modern atrocities have made such headway not through any merit of their own, but through a surrender of the field by those who should naturally oppose them. The armies of artistic tolerance have decreed that the most awful filth should be given a fair showing and in many cases, pride of place. Not wanting to be viewed as intolerant—that most egregious of all post-modern sins—the decent, polite mass of society has patted them on the head like spoiled children. We dare not raise any objection lest a temper tantrum of scurrilous accusations and epithets result. Well, after forty years of shock, junk, vulgarity, and nonsense, the bloom is clearly off the fungus. The spectacular success of movies like Gladiator, Braveheart, and The Sixth Sense points toward a yearning for works with positive messages and unmistakable nods toward history, tradition, and Judeo-Christian spirituality—three taboos that are hardly ever addressed in post-modern schlock art and literature, except as objects of ridicule. Rather than continue to whine and complain about the dominance of post-modernism, the time is ripe for our side to counter-attack.

The Tarpeian Rock is a foot-soldier in that counter-attack. In this, our inaugural issue, you will find work from authors who are unknown or underappreciated. Our objective is to present works of high quality that are enjoyable, clever, thought-provoking, uplifting, humorous, and ultimately gratifying. We were highly intolerant when it came to selecting works for inclusion. We hope that you will read the works herein with the same discerning eye.

If you appreciate what we’ve done here, we’d love to hear from you—tarpeianrock@arxpub.com. If you’d like to give us an earful of petulant post-modern absurdist free verse, please use our alternate email address—totalfraud@artandlit.com.

Now removing tinfoil hat….

[Physicist]

nazi breakfast treats

Das Bootmeal

Sudetenbran (für das Raisinsraum)

Die Schutzwaffle

(I can't top "Dunkin Doenitz", though.)

[PhilDragoo]

I have heard the thermobaric mermaids singing each to each.

Soon they will sing, "Saddam, payback's a beach."

[185JHP]

Thanks. It's amazingly obvious where the good stuff comes from. Likewise the dreck. There is a real devil - and he is relentless.

[Jhoffa_]

Bumpo!

[tallhappy]

Thanks a lot for the ping.

Yearly? Long time.

[Bernard Marx]

The book is actually still in print. You can order a copy ($14.95 paperback with probably some shipping cost) from:

http://www.skousen2000.com/Political%20Writings/communist.htm

I'd be astonished if your library had it despite all the First Amendment concerns by professional librarians about keeping internet access to pornography available to young minds.

Meanwhile, there's another book you and contributors to this thread might find interesting. I've read only a review so far (H.A. Scott Trask writing in the January 2003 "Chronicles.")

"Multiculturalism and the Politics of Guilt: Toward a Secular Theocracy" by Paul E. Gottfried is published by the University of Missouri Press (astonishingly!) It details how America is now ruled by cultural Marxism.

Agree with him or not, Gottfried makes some points I think may be very much worth considering. As Trask points out:

"Gottfried is one of the few scholars to notice that the social democratic left won the Cold War. Neoconservatives have been strutting around for a decade, pronouncing the 'death of socialism,' the triumph of democratic capitalism, the ascendancy of conservatism, and the dawn of universal freedom.

"Gottfried makes it clear, in painstaking detail, that all this is fantasy. While Soviet-style communism has failed and has been repudiated by everyone except Castro and Kim Jong Il, the Western form of democratic socialism -- the mixed economy, the welfare state, redistributive taxation, government regulation of business -- stands unchallenged."

Most interestingly to me, Gottfried sees Third World immigration as a tool used by anti-American elites to force social and demographic change and cultural revolution; and Political Correctness as a manifestation of a "deformed Protestant culture" that has been adopted as a substitute for Christianity: "...a misplaced quest for religious redemption that takes the form of worshiping at the multicultural shrine."

I'm not prepared to debate the book until I've read it myself, but the author appears to have some very interesting thoughts that impact the subject we're discussing here.

[Antoninus]

Das Bootmeal

Sudetenbran (für das Raisinsraum)

Die Schutzwaffle

I love these! You have successfully added three new ones to our list which has been growing at a rate of about 1 per year. Excellent work!

[Antoninus]

Thanks. It's amazingly obvious where the good stuff comes from. Likewise the dreck. There is a real devil - and he is relentless.

Exactly. I'm pretty sure the real general secretary of COMINTERN is Old Scratch.

[Antoninus]

Thanks. It's amazingly obvious where the good stuff comes from. Likewise the dreck. There is a real devil - and he is relentless.

Exactly. I'm pretty sure the real general secretary of COMINTERN is Old Scratch.

[Antoninus]

Yearly? Long time.

It's true but that's the way it must be for now, considering the gigantic pile of other work we have to do. We do have an inkling of increasing the frequency at some point. We'll see how the first issue does and judge from there.

[Antoninus]

I'd be astonished if your library had it despite all the First Amendment concerns by professional librarians about keeping internet access to pornography available to young minds.

Well, it seems we discovered in the intervening years that the 1st amendment only applies to pornographers, left-wing journalists, and atheists. The ALA (American Library Association) is run by cultural marxists. Read any of their periodicals and you'll soon see...

[Physicist]

Glad you like them! And let's not forget Benito Muesli, Vidkun Quisp, and Drakes' Jodls.

[Bernard Marx]

The ALA (American Library Association) is run by cultural marxists. Read any of their periodicals and you'll soon see...

I've never had the slightest doubt. Remember the "hanging ceramic trophy penis display" flap a year or so ago? If your library is like ours, many "lady" librarians also seem to eschew lipstick and other makeup. They style their hair in a distinctive kind of severe buzz-cut and scowl challengingly at male patrons.

[Antoninus]

I've never had the slightest doubt. Remember the "hanging ceramic trophy penis display" flap a year or so ago? If your library is like ours, many "lady" librarians also seem to eschew lipstick and other makeup. They style their hair in a distinctive kind of severe buzz-cut and scowl challengingly at male patrons.

Yeah, the best thing to do to such types is go up to them and say, "I'd like to renew this Pat Buchanan book, and I'd like to put in a request that the purchase the new one by Thomas Sowell."

[Antoninus]

Drakes' Jodls

Now that is a classic.