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Posted on 11/16/2002 3:23:24 PM PST by Mo1
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To: null and void
My $5 says she accepts a VP Slot. I'll take that bet, not that she is even gonna be offered it.
So9
To: Prentice
Thanksgiving will happen- I bought a 20 pound turkey. That should feed the kids throughout their days off from school.
To: ValerieUSA
Are you gonna cook it for them first?
So9
To: ValerieUSA
Shhh. The Chamber of Commerce doesn't want that to get out.
To: Servant of the Nine
I'll defrost it... then, if there's time, I'll cook it.
To: Prentice
Sorry to be so late in replying. I was out watching the surf, sunset and the pelicans. I had to come in when the temperature plunged below 70 degrees. Brrrrr.
To: ValerieUSA
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.
I understand this technique also works if you are being compelled to perform oral sex on some guy against your will.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'm leaving...
707
posted on
11/21/2002 3:42:37 PM PST
by
Argh
To: null and void
My $5 says she accepts a VP Slot.Can you say Geraldine Ferraro? Another New York Dem with a screechy voice, a liberal message and a loser in the top slot. Running for VP and losing provides long term employment whenever a last minute talking head with name recognition is needed but will not result in a Dem victory.
To: catpuppy
I stand by my bet with Swervie...
To: catpuppy
See post #680, maybe not Gore in the top slot, substitute anyone else the Cliton's would consider expendable...
To: catpuppy
and God help us all
My day couldn't get any worse .. gottta order dinner .. BBL
711
posted on
11/21/2002 3:48:28 PM PST
by
Mo1
To: null and void
Everyone but themselves.
To: null and void; yall
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G*d - please make them stoppit - now.
713
posted on
11/21/2002 4:12:26 PM PST
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
loddy, this is your big chance. Take the cash grant (I recommend the $5,000,000 size since you never have to repay) and use it to open up bank accounts to which your Nigerian friends can tranfer all those funds they are eager to share with you.
To: lodwick
G*d - please make them stoppit - now. Answer and ask them to send future correspondence to your office address Loddy@FBI.Gov .
So9
To: catpuppy
Precisely...
To: Servant of the Nine
LOL! Reminds me of when I was sending out rants to *everyone* about the Elián Gonzales mess. Then I noticed one of the replys had a @doj.gov address...
To: Argh
You won't have to worry so much about various forms of rape once they let you out of prison. But for now, you are welcome to try that handy self-defense tip.
To: ValerieUSA
That wouldn't last beyond the day of Thanksgiving around here.....
We always have to cook another for sandwhiches.
To: Prentice
Just the three kids and me... it was almost just 2 of them and me, but Gavin's date to report to boot camp was moved to April 1 rather than tomorrow.
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