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Posted on 11/16/2002 3:23:24 PM PST by Mo1

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To: null and void
My $5 says she accepts a VP Slot.

I'll take that bet, not that she is even gonna be offered it.

So9

701 posted on 11/21/2002 3:23:38 PM PST by Servant of the Nine
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To: Prentice
Thanksgiving will happen- I bought a 20 pound turkey. That should feed the kids throughout their days off from school.
702 posted on 11/21/2002 3:24:16 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Are you gonna cook it for them first?

So9

703 posted on 11/21/2002 3:26:26 PM PST by Servant of the Nine
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To: ValerieUSA
Shhh. The Chamber of Commerce doesn't want that to get out.
704 posted on 11/21/2002 3:31:55 PM PST by catpuppy
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To: Servant of the Nine
I'll defrost it... then, if there's time, I'll cook it.
705 posted on 11/21/2002 3:34:15 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: Prentice
Sorry to be so late in replying. I was out watching the surf, sunset and the pelicans. I had to come in when the temperature plunged below 70 degrees. Brrrrr.
706 posted on 11/21/2002 3:35:52 PM PST by catpuppy
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To: ValerieUSA
Simply pour a jug of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

I understand this technique also works if you are being compelled to perform oral sex on some guy against your will.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'm leaving...

707 posted on 11/21/2002 3:42:37 PM PST by Argh
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To: null and void
My $5 says she accepts a VP Slot.

Can you say Geraldine Ferraro? Another New York Dem with a screechy voice, a liberal message and a loser in the top slot. Running for VP and losing provides long term employment whenever a last minute talking head with name recognition is needed but will not result in a Dem victory.

708 posted on 11/21/2002 3:42:54 PM PST by catpuppy
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To: catpuppy
I stand by my bet with Swervie...
709 posted on 11/21/2002 3:46:01 PM PST by null and void
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To: catpuppy
See post #680, maybe not Gore in the top slot, substitute anyone else the Cliton's would consider expendable...
710 posted on 11/21/2002 3:47:59 PM PST by null and void
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To: catpuppy
and God help us all

My day couldn't get any worse .. gottta order dinner .. BBL
711 posted on 11/21/2002 3:48:28 PM PST by Mo1
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To: null and void
Everyone but themselves.
712 posted on 11/21/2002 4:04:43 PM PST by catpuppy
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To: null and void; yall
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G*d - please make them stoppit - now.
713 posted on 11/21/2002 4:12:26 PM PST by lodwick
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loddy, this is your big chance. Take the cash grant (I recommend the $5,000,000 size since you never have to repay) and use it to open up bank accounts to which your Nigerian friends can tranfer all those funds they are eager to share with you.
714 posted on 11/21/2002 4:27:37 PM PST by catpuppy
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To: lodwick
G*d - please make them stoppit - now.

Answer and ask them to send future correspondence to your office address Loddy@FBI.Gov .

So9

715 posted on 11/21/2002 4:37:25 PM PST by Servant of the Nine
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To: catpuppy
Precisely...
716 posted on 11/21/2002 4:44:34 PM PST by null and void
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To: Servant of the Nine
LOL! Reminds me of when I was sending out rants to *everyone* about the Elián Gonzales mess. Then I noticed one of the replys had a @doj.gov address...
717 posted on 11/21/2002 4:48:23 PM PST by null and void
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To: Argh
You won't have to worry so much about various forms of rape once they let you out of prison. But for now, you are welcome to try that handy self-defense tip.
718 posted on 11/21/2002 5:02:43 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
That wouldn't last beyond the day of Thanksgiving around here.....

We always have to cook another for sandwhiches.

719 posted on 11/21/2002 5:20:59 PM PST by Windshark
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To: Prentice
Just the three kids and me... it was almost just 2 of them and me, but Gavin's date to report to boot camp was moved to April 1 rather than tomorrow.
720 posted on 11/21/2002 5:22:28 PM PST by ValerieUSA
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