You mean some of this? 8^)
Posted on 11/05/2002 4:10:06 AM PST by Chairman_December_19th_Society
We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail! [President Bush]
Good morning!! Do not let the victims of the attacks on New York and Washington, nor the brave members of our Nation's military who have given their lives to protect our freedom, die in vain!!
ELECTION DAY!! DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE!!
In 2000, it was decided that Democrats should vote on Wednesday. Not enought took advantage of that offer, so this year, to cut down on lines in polling places, something new will be tried.
Through special arrangement with certain folks in Canada - who, because of the extent of their magnanimity wish to remain nameless - it is now possible to dedicate special polling places just for the use of Democrats.
Democrats, think of this as your own special voting district. Republicans are to vote in the United States - no Republicans whatsover will be allowed to vote in Canada today.
On the other hand, Democrats should take the opportunity to drive north of the border and vote there. No lines - gone will be the complaints of having to wait to vote. No polling monitors - you can vote as many times as you want. You will be able to come home refreshed with the knowledge that you were able to cast thousands, even tens of thousands of votes for your candidate - and no one will so much as hassle you.
So don't delay. The north beckons. If you are a Democrat, hop in your car, drive north, cross the border, and vote. In fact, so good is this program, there are Republicans who will be more than glad - once they have cast their vote in America, because this special offer is not open to them - to drive you and other voting age (in other words, anyone who can recognize a crayon) members of your family (you will have to make your own arrangements to transport dead people) into Canada to your special polling places. (This offer, however, is only one way - you will have to make your own arrangements to return to America).
Democrats - Canada. That's where your vote should be.
[Good only on November 5, 2002. Not good with any other offer, and may not be exercised by Republicans. Offer applies to any definition of family that may be provided by a card carrying Democrat. For further details, see the back of your Rice Krispies box - they might be there. Certain other restrictions apply. No actual guarantee of voting ability is made or warranted. No ballots will be cast on behalf of the Democrat voter by the Republican. If, in fact, you are a Democrat, and you could not actually vote in Canada, complaints will be taken on November 4, 2002. No Canadians were harmed during the preparation of this offer.]
For AMERICA - The Right Way, I remain yours in the Cause, the Chairman.
/john
:-)
Election? What election?
Indiana 05 - Burton* (R) defeats Carr (D)
Indiana 06 - Pence* (R) defeats Fox (D)
Indiana 04 - Buyer* (R) defeats Abbott (D)
Indiana 03 - Souder* (R) defeats Rigdon (D)
Virginia Senate - Warner* (R) defeats Spannaus (D)
Kentucky Senate - McConnell* (R) defeats Weinburg (D)
Virginia 03 - Scott* (D) [unopposed]
South Carolina 05 - Spratt* (D) defeats Kendall (L)
Georgia 05 - Lewis* (D) [unopposed]
Georgia 02 - Bishop* (D) [unopposed]
Virginia 11 - Davis* (R) defeats Creel (O)
Virginia 06 - Goodlatte* (R) [unopposed]
Virginia 04 - Forbes* (R) [unopposed]
Virginia 02 - Schrock* (R) defeats Amarasinghe (G)
Virginia 01 - Davis* (R) [unopposed]
South Carolina 02 - Wilson* (R) defeats Whittington (O)
South Carolina 01 - Brown* (R) defeats Dunn (O)
Kentucky 06 - Fletcher* (R) defeats Galbraith (O)
Georgia 10 - Deal* (R) [unopposed]
* = incumbent
Keeping you in my prayers!
You mean some of this? 8^)
Excellent...congratulations.
Anymore on the offer and all?
According to one of the Live threads, Lanny Davis is on the radio complaining about lack of dem turnout....
We voted at 1745 hrs. Straight Pubie. No to the amendments and NO to the two SCOFLA who were up. That vote was the most statisfying.
Oh, and please forgive me, but I did a commie thing. I voted to allow the Dali museum to stay on St Pete City land for a dollar a year. (The First lady made me do it)
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You did WHAT???!!! LOL!
You Floridians are sure voting on some weird stuff!
Kentucky 03 - Northup* (R) defeats Conway (D)
West Virginia 01 - Mollohan* (D) [unopposed]
Ohio 18 - Ney* (R) [unopposed] North Carolina 06 - Cobie* (R) defeats Grubb (L)
North Carolina 03 - Jones* (R) defeats Galbraith (L)
GOP - 30
Criminal Party - 10
The status of the Senate is (including non-contested seats):
GOP - 31
Criminal Party - 36
Can't Decide Which Party - 1
Fwiw, straight Repub ticket, no to the amendments, and a big fat NO to the two SCOFLA who were up. I smiled when I typed that last part.
Too bad we weren't all together at The chez.
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