[hobbes1]

Good Morning All. I will be watching from afar But it's Deweys Open Classroom today!

[xsmommy]

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[hobbes1]

Get Up!

[hobbes1]

Rise and Shine!

[hobbes1]

It's a funny story about todays word. Mty Political Science professer asked me what my favorite act of congress was...

When I replied Reverse Cowgirl, she was not amused....

[Slip18]

4.

a. The act of coming together or meeting.
b. A single meeting, as of a political party or other group.
5. Sexual intercourse.

Oh, nooooooooooo! Definitely a Friday word, though. And, you know what, Tiger, we've never had this for a WFTD!

[CholeraJoe]

With the Senate vote of 77-23, Congress has given the Administration the legal authority needed to oust Saddam. I was floored to learn the Junior Senator* from NY voted "YES."

* b!tch may be substituted.

[RikaStrom]

LOL, you've just been waiting for the opporunity haven't you?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

I notice that the dnc is still responsible for congressing the American people.

[xsmommy]

The police officials in DC/MD/VA are coming together in congress to investigate the sniper. For some reason i am not spooked by it yet, i pumped gas out in the open, in the dark and rain this AM, w/o giving it a thought. But xshub said it definitely crossed his mind while he got gas last night coming home with xsboy from hockey practice. The hockey dads are up in arms over it out in Loudoun Co.

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

I love birds. My favorite is the rosey-breasted pushover.

We put out the Torch!.

It's time to douse the Louse.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[white rose]

I'm sure certain of the more demented members of Congress might approve of this news, but I'm pressed to think of any authentic human who would.

[doubled]

The Nobel committee had a congress
And little Jimmy did impress
With fearless deeds done
For peace to all and one
It's intentions that lead to his success.

[lds23]

The best way to get many current members of Congress to see the egress is for us to stick together.

And I'm resisting the temptation to make a further joke.

[E Rocc]

When Congress is in session, the taxpayers are likely to get congressed.

-Eric

[null and void]

Con- is the opposite of pro-

So, congress is the opposite of...

[Gumlegs]

Congress: A legislative body whose name implies what it's doing to the country.

[NeoCaveman]

Dang tardy all week. Well here's one to for the grade books Mistress Bella.

The Nobel Peace Prize committee should go congress themselves for their atrabilious ways and for awarding the prize to the adventitious former president Jimmuh Carter. A man best known for coddlling dictators like the ever flagitious Fidel Castro. Proving once and for all that this silly award, named after the inventor of dynamite, is an epiphenomenal event, to say the least.

[pankot]

The members of Congress have congress with the American taxpayers.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !! Look what someone posted on another thread earlier....