[NativeNewYorker]

Hope for GOP legislators?

[cksharks]

HHMMMMM Any size?????

[weikel]

ping

[MacDorcha]

well now all those people i've told to "grow one" have hope....

[Consort]

More detailed studies revealed that the penises generated about half of the normal pressure of an erect penis.

It's the Anna Nicole Smith model.

[Dinsdale]

Don't let Janet Reno know.

She'll want two.

[LexBaird]

Hope for GOP legislators?

No. It won't help grow testicles.

Does hold promise for the NOW gang, though...

[Senator Pardek]

The next step is to try to recreate the entire organ from scratch.

hope these guys can engineer tissues real quick in case those things start behaving erratically.

[Joe 6-pack]

I'm sure this item will arouse a lot of interest for those who go around half-cocked...

[VetoBill]

They are going about this all wrong.

Any researcher worth his salt would immediately start experimentations upon Bill Clinton. My goodness just look at him, he is nothing more than a huge walking di#k.

[Nephi]

"If you have a child born with ambiguous genitalia, it's a life-changing event,"

Perhaps, this is how they're selling it now, but I suspect this technology is intended for the sex change industry.

[Kermit]

"Hope for GOP legislators?"

LOL! Yes, they are dickless, but do we really want them to reproduce? They are also spineless, I'll wait for the in vitro spines.

[BlazingArizona]

Let me guess - they're going to send e-mails to everybody on the Internet advertising this thing.

[Redcloak]

Only if they can grow new testicles from scratch!

[Lysander]

"It's analogous to the penis of a 60-year-old man, versus that of a 30-year-old,"

Hey, I resemble that remark, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

[Radioactive]

In a related story.......
Government scientists have taken DNA scrapings from Monica Lewisnki's mouth and have cloned the former president, Bill Clinton.

[Junior]

What a cocked-up experiment.

[Illbay]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time, it's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time (detachable penis)
I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble (detachable penis)
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis)

But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me (detachable penis)
Remember what I did with it

First, I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it (detachable penis)
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (detachable penis)
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
But not this time (detachable penis)

So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either (detachable penis)
I was starting to get desperate (detachable penis)

I really don't like being without my penis for too long (detachable penis)
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis)

After a few hours of searching the house (detachable penis)
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed (detachable penis)
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast (detachable penis)

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place (detachable penis)
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street (detachable penis)
I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven

Some guy was selling it (detachable penis)
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17 (detachable penis)

I took it home, washed it off (detachable penis)
And put it back on (detachable penis)
I was happy again, complete (detachable penis)

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached (detachable penis)
But I don't know (detachable penis)
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis (detachable penis)

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-- Detachable Penis, King Missile

[Sabertooth]

Sicko alert.

[dogbyte12]

Would you like to volunteer at a party that your job was growing replacement tissue for rabbit penis? The other one I think would be embarassing is the job some guy in a lab in Hawaii has. He puts electrical imputs on rats' testicles to make them ejaculate so the fluid can be analyzed. I think I would rather dig ditches.

[billhilly]

"The penis is more complex than any of the organs we have engineered so far,"

Maybe the only one with a mind of its own.