Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 024

[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 024

Dregs and Flakes

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[grannie9]

Ohh.. isn't that sweet Loddy. Thank you.. Smooch..

I decided to post this message, after I sent it to you in fmail.. D'uh.. lol

I seem to be hitting the wrong button a lot lately.. ;)

[grannie9]

Nice story on Fred, AC.. Thanks..

[Kathleen]

Good morning! Gran, do you bend your spoons before or after you play them? ;-)

[grannie9]

Good morning Kathleen... When I play my spoons, they get soooooo hot they bend themselves.. I need a new supply constantly...

If you ever have any spares please send them to me.. The playing of spoons is getting very popular in certain areas of the country... ;)

[Kathleen]

I'd be more than happy to supply you with more whenever your spoon-playing world tour winds its way through my neck of the woods. ;-)

You are blessed with so many talents, Gran. :-)

[grannie9]

Problem is... I do need some new boots for my act. I really can't play my spoons without some new boots..

Where is that cheapster AC and some feet for me.. I'll even take second hand at this point..

Need me teef too... Caint spit good widdout em... grumble, grumble...

[Kathleen]

lol..do you need a right or a left boot? Hooking you up shouldn't be all that difficult, you only need one..

Now the teef and your eye are another story altogether. :-(

[grannie9]

do you need a right or a left boot?

Let me check...................

Right.. NO.. left.. (Is this my left hand or my right?)

Nevermind.. just find me one and I'll make it fit.. Try for one that's a little bigger then I need.. That way my toes won't curl much... I wear a six...look for an eight.....

I don't know where where my eye and teef are........................... They weren't in the bed...

[Kathleen]

Oh my Gran, did the Captain ever break down and buy you some drawers or do you still need them, too? We might have to start a telethon or something for you soon...you are in a terrible state.

[grannie9]

Yeaaaahh.. and the worst part is.... the old phart still expects me to put out.. ;)

[Kathleen]

I think that constitutes concubine abuse. You should stand up for yourself (which might be difficult with only one leg but I'm sure you'll think of something) and assert your rights.

[grannie9]

I have a weehl probrum.. Caint sthand up for myhelf.. one leg.. no teef... can't talk goog...one eye...can't focusth..

I'm in terrabul thshape.... Need hep.

[grannie9]

Just playing again..

[lodwick]

Interesting - not nearly your best, but have fun with it. Keep throwing'em up here. ;-)

(Out to try and find a G&T proof keyboard. bbl)

[Darksheare]

I'm really starting to worry about all of you guys. You've all been hanging around me too much. It's starting to show.

Just look at the fork bending thing.
And the report from the darkside of mars..
And.. and...
Aw heck. Let the weirdness flow!

[grannie9]

Did you ever think that you caught yours from us? How long did you lurk? lol

[westmex]

Baja Calif. Sur Mex

Phone line south of San Ignacio

How would you like to be on dial up here?
.......Westy.....

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Wednesday September 25th 2002

Portsmouth Harbor: Portsmouth New Hampshire Units are feet
Wednesday 2002-09-25
Sunrise 6:33 AM EDT, Sunset 6:35 PM EDT
Moonset 10:19 AM EDT, Moonrise 8:37 PM EDT
High Tide: 2:18 AM EDT 7.73
Low Tide: 8:13 AM EDT 0.87
High Tide: 2:28 PM EDT 7.97
Low Tide: 8:37 PM EDT 0.59

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