[grannie9]

I have a weehl probrum.. Caint sthand up for myhelf.. one leg.. no teef... can't talk goog...one eye...can't focusth..

I'm in terrabul thshape.... Need hep.

[Darksheare]

I'm really starting to worry about all of you guys. You've all been hanging around me too much. It's starting to show.

Just look at the fork bending thing.
And the report from the darkside of mars..
And.. and...
Aw heck. Let the weirdness flow!