Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 023

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 023

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 25,850

[grannie9]

Habs.. stick around..dinner is ready and we have to eat.. but we will be back.. and that's a tret.. lol smoooch

[habs4ever]

Don't forget to put the teeth back in!! Good to know that they give you a break on Saturdays from soft food and allow you some steak.But under no circumstances will they remove those restraining straps ;-)

Dyan, if you were you mother's daughter, you'd know how to swear and the names of about 275 sailors worldwide ;-)

[grannie9]

I saw that....

[grannie9]

Not only does she have no teeth but she also has no underwear and no shoes ! And whatever undies she is wearing has skid marks and holes.

[grannie9]

She will never use my puter again,,

[habs4ever]

So, its true, you are a destitute wretch and truly do need ACe to spring for new necessities.Have you thought, of you know, do what you used to do so well several...ok, six... decades ago when you were young and fetching.Ya know, like go to work ??;-)

[Neets]

Time flies when you are havening fun....we shopped today and shopped, and shopped. I AM the expert at bargain shopping. I ALMOST bought a salad spinner, but forgot which brand you recommended.

I see it is BAU on the "OTHER SIDE" and things have digressed to the Smokey backroom(which it belonged in the foist place)

[habs4ever]

I thought you maybe catching yer breath by posting here....or you're having a smoke now ;-)Yes, it is the backroom, but heck, why post it there when throwing mashed turnips and banging spoons from the highchair gives you a better audience??

[habs4ever]

GoodGrips is the choice for almost ALL kitchen utensils, especially for oldsters like you that are quickly losing muscle strength and coordination ;-)

[Neets]

LOL good choice of woids...hehehe

[Neets]

Takes one to know one.

[grannie9]

I am destitute... but I can't go back to my old job.. AC/e won't let me.. What's a woman to do? He wants his cake and he wants to eat it too... Silly man..

I'd be worth a lot more working... especially in an old age home with all the guys with blinders and dark glasses on.. As long as they can't see me, they are willin.. ;)

[grannie9]

Is that thread still going on? lol

[habs4ever]

You have a daughter, who now says she isn't yours, so why not put her to work....follow in the family biz ;-)

[habs4ever]

Yup, 2000+ posts now....

[grannie9]

Hey.. I know she's mine.. Al doesn't know she's not his.. ;) I like secrets, dontchano... He doesn't know if any of the kids are really his...

[grannie9]

OMG... I guess it will take awhile for me to catch up.. I was only up to five hundred or so...

[grannie9]

Has it lost it's focus, and has Joe told anyone his proof of what's going on?

[habs4ever]

Naw, you have to trust him, he's in the "know", he's got the skinny, all the best dope, so just go with him all the way ;-)

Most people would offer just a taste of some proof before doing a second thread along these lines.But he's special, and will tell us too ;-)

[habs4ever]

Al, oh Al, do you know those aren't your kids after all and now you have grounds to FINALLY throw your wench out into a snownbank and replace her with the waitress from the Italian joint?

He's been planning this for ages ;-)