NEW BUMPER STICKERS

[drunknsage]

Bumper Stickers

1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me. " 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America. . . Now speak English

[Travis McGee]

VISUALIZE WORLD POLICE

GET THE U.S. OUT OF THE U.N. AND THE U.N. OUT OF THE U.S.

[Poohbah]

NEVER MIND WORLD PEACE, VISUALIZE USING YOUR DAMN TURN SIGNALS!

[Squantos]

Believe it or not that used to be..... University of Boomin and Bangin...... but when they allowed split tails aka camp followers to partake it was considered bad form and "modified"..............:o(

Stay Safe !

[Constitution Day]

Thanks. I'll have to check around.

[timestax]

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[ZinGirl]

"Beer - helping white people dance since 1837"

"I Rode The Short Bus To School"

"Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them"

[Aric2000]

I love that "happiness is a belt fed weapon", that had me LMAO!!

mine are the following.

My President is Charlton Heston

Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition

The owner of this property is ARMED!!! and prepared to protect Life, liberty and property from criminal attack.
THERE IS NOTHING INSIDE WORTH RISKING YOUR LIFE FOR!!!
(second amendment foundation bumper sticker)

and last but not least.

I am insured by the second amendment.

[timestax]

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[JoeSixPack1]

HORN BROKE - WATCH FOR FINGER

Have you flogged your crew today?

Sex with old guys is dangerous - But if he dies......he dies.

[Corin Stormhands]

Screw the Planet. Save Yourself.

[ItsOurTimeNow]

"Still Pissed At Yoko."

[ninenot]

Bump for later reading.

[d14truth]

FREEP STUFF

You might find what you are looking for here.

[FreeTally]

On the back of a young lady's blazer: Let go of my ears! I know what I'm doing.

ROTFLMAO!! No way! You made that up!

[FreeTally]

My favorite "gun" sticker is "Honk if you have never seen an Uzi fired from a moving vehicle". I always thought it would be funny too to have the one "Keep honking, I'm reloading" right next to it.

[Constitution Day]

Thanks!

[FreeTally]

You might want to try www.stickerzone.com. They have many that are mentioned here.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I like that last one.

My fave is one I saw in town here, it reads:

"For a small town this one sure has alot of assholes"

I thought that might look nice on the back of my cruiser but somehow I don't think the Chief would approve. No sense of humor.

[amused]

How about the classic Alerts here:

"Hold muh beer..."

"Hey y'all watch this..."

"Darwin Award Candidate"

[Smartaleck]

"Driver carries no cash....he's married"

Seen on a delivery truck in Wash. DC