[ZinGirl]

"Beer - helping white people dance since 1837"

"I Rode The Short Bus To School"

"Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them"

[JoeSixPack1]

"Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them"

OOOOOOhhhhhhRRRRAaaaaaHH good one~!

[A2J]

"Beer - helping white people dance since 1837"

Or one like it...

"Beer - Helping Ugly People To Get Laid Since 1837"