Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 022

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 022

Dregs and Flakes

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[Kathleen]

About wore myself out over the weekend, sewing tags with Federal warnings onto all my furniture, especially my chairs. I'd hate to be in violation of the law, ya know. ;-)

[Kathleen]

Hi, Captain. Your pic of Caion is magnificent. Thanks. :)

[acnielsen guy]

Damn - If I had noticed I would have shot them; I must be getting old.

[grannie9]

Roflmao... You poor thing.. That must have been a terrrrible yob. Maybe if you didn't mess around on all your furniture, and only the bed, it would be a lot easier.

Jeeeze hon.. get a grip. The ones on the mattress and box spring will never show... ;)

[habs4ever]

I see your fave brand of clothing was mentioned by ACe today.....tacky stuff, even for you ;-)I think you'd be more interesting wearing your Burqua, and much better for biz too ;-)

[acnielsen guy]

I was talking about the pigeons not the children.

[habs4ever]

Can you walk today?

[grannie9]

Doyathinkso? Do you have a very big gun? There are a lot of them yaknow....and they seem to be spreading fast.. My pellet gun just doesn't seem to do anything but aggrivate them more.. I'm surrounded by spots, and I think I'm losing the battle...

It doesn't seem to worry Kathy much, she just tells me to enjoy...and I'm trying, believe me, but I'm starting to get very weak and nervous...

[acnielsen guy]

Thank you Kathy. Did you notice there were no seagulls either. Gran is never satisfied.

[grannie9]

lol lol.. I thought you were talking about the spots..

I just sent this message to fmail.. D'uh...

[Kathleen]

Yes, barely. But I can't chew gum at the same time. :)

[acnielsen guy]

Don't mention clothing to my femme fatal - she will just go into her wanton wanting mode again.

[grannie9]

You mean that I have to remove my brown paper bag and put on a Burqua now? Aren't you ever satisfied? Maybe if I just dig a very big hole and climb in, it would be better.. ;(
You old fussy Salad spinner...

[Kathleen]

You need to relax and enjoy the experience, Gran. Not everyone has your clarity of vision. It's a gift. :)

[grannie9]

Yes, barely. But I can't chew gum at the same time. :)

I won't say what I reeeeaaaallly want to say about that statement..

[habs4ever]

You aren't supposed to chew gum when you inspect chairs.Didn't the nuns teach you that at school?

[Kathleen]

Oh, come on. Let's hear it. :)

[acnielsen guy]

We have posted more today than was posted all day yesterday - we must be on a roll.

[Kathleen]

Oh, the nuns didn't tell us anything about inspecting chairs. They were too busy worrying about whether or not we were wearing our unmodified regulation uniforms. :)

[Kathleen]

...and examining our consciences...lol...