Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 022

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 022

Dregs and Flakes

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[Kathleen]

rotflmao..;-)

[grannie9]

Oh yeah? and what are you going to use? Honey?

[Kathleen]

I'm envisioning some wannabe Mr. Kielbasa guy taking his Enzyte and dreaming of chocolate and wonderful, crisp, hard apples. A wild and crazy guy. ;-)

[acnielsen guy]

That is what I tell grannie. I know how to release her endorphins but she doesn't trust me, won't believe me..:)

[Kathleen]

Maybe if you'd buy her some shoes, she'd be more inclined to change her mind?

[acnielsen guy]

There are other ways of releasing endorphines baby. I will just use my European charm, it sometimes works - admittedly not often.

[acnielsen guy]

There you go again you women are all alike - gimme, gimme, gimme. First it is panties then it is shoes - where will it end?

[grannie9]

LOL.. you no good son of a gun.. You wouldn't know one of my Endorphins, from a pair of my shoes.. Oh yeah, I don't have a pair of shoes..

You maniac let loose from a chaingang.. You wouldn't know one of my Endorphins from my underwear... Oh yeah, I don't have any of those either..

Say.... what do my endorphins look like and if they are released will it be safe around here?

[grannie9]

I'm a little afraid if you met that guy, he might not like you.. He would probably like Habs..

[acnielsen guy]

ghod knows grannie if we release yours, Rummy will be after you for harboring WMDs. I will have to make sure that I conduct a controlled experiment - I don't want things to get out of hand.

[Kathleen]

It would probably be safer if we saved a discussion of pheromones for another day. There's just so much one can take in one day. *fanning myself*

[Kathleen]

You got that right, Gran. I'd be running for the hills if I ever met that guy. ;-)

[grannie9]

Hmmmm.. controlled huh? Now hold on here Capt'n..what if one of these endorphinities gets loose? Maybe you're right about controlled.. A cage and some handcuffs.. just to make sure nothing alien escapes.. yanowhatimean? ;)

Although I wouldn't mind old Rummy checking me out.. yahoo..

[acnielsen guy]

lol

[grannie9]

But... remember one thing... The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Music... and some guy running away from a hard green apple, holding on to his Keilbasa... It's a jungle out there...

[Kathleen]

omg...omg...I just sprayed coffee everywhere...rotflmao

[grannie9]

I think I'd better play cards now.. snicker, snort....

Where's my daughter when I need her..?

[acnielsen guy]

Shhh..... grannie you will be giving some people ideas;
already Kathy is fanning herself. Of course dear, everything you mentioned will be available
so there will be no mishaps.

[grannie9]

You're soooooooooooo good to me.. Thoughful, kind, you miserable #$^&$*$ hog-tying chauvanist pig.. You will never see one of my endorphinities.. ever.. ;)

[grannie9]

The kids here, so I have to go beat her and Al at cards now.. I will beat you later AC... my leather is oiled and my chains are shiny, and my whip is flexible.. LOL LOL.. I love to make you suffer.. You can take that anyway you like..

See you later Kathy.. Keep this DOM on the straight and narrow.. Will try and check in later with the scores..