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Oral sex can help lose the calories
Ananova ^ | Saturday 13th July 2002

Posted on 07/18/2002 9:05:41 AM PDT by Texaggie79

An Italian professor says it takes 15 minutes of oral sex to burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine.

Dietician Bruno Fabbri has been looking into the exercise value of sexual activities.

He found a 26-minute sex session which ends with an orgasm gets rid of half a pizza.

French-kissing for 53 minutes can help you lose the fat found in a burger and chips meal.

News2000 website reports that even undoing a bra can help you lose fat.

He said: "That's not of course if you unclasp the bra with two hands, which will cost you just eight calories, but unclasping it with only one hand statistically takes the count to 18.

"Trying to unclasp a bra with one's mouth instead takes an average 87 calories."


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To: christine11
i know i burn a lot of calories laughing.

I know better ways to burn calories... ;) ;)

41 posted on 07/18/2002 11:58:02 AM PDT by maxwell
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To: christine11
thanks, but no sense of humor when it comes to begging for sex.

but if it uses calories at least the begging is good for something!

t

42 posted on 07/18/2002 12:01:13 PM PDT by P7M13
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Cagey
Now instead of mentioning to someone they have lost weight. We can just wink and say,"I see you have busy lately."

I suppose the opposite could be true. I will never be able to look at sudden weight gain or loss the same again.

43 posted on 07/18/2002 3:16:54 PM PDT by SeeRushToldU_So
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To: SeeRushToldU_So
A verb we need a verb! (You have been busy.)
44 posted on 07/18/2002 3:20:37 PM PDT by SeeRushToldU_So
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To: SeeRushToldU_So
ROFL.........nice way to look at that........ !
45 posted on 07/18/2002 3:27:37 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Texaggie79
"Trying to unclasp a bra with one's mouth instead takes an average 87 calories."

Now there is a man who knows what he is doing!

46 posted on 07/18/2002 3:57:18 PM PDT by Bella_Bru
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To: Texaggie79
Bump.
47 posted on 07/18/2002 5:24:27 PM PDT by altair
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To: Texaggie79
It's too late in the day for me to digest stuff like this.
48 posted on 07/18/2002 6:06:31 PM PDT by pa_dweller
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I wonder how long it would take for the pick up line " if you give me a hummer it will help you lose weight" to get me arrested or at least beat up really bad.
49 posted on 07/18/2002 11:00:46 PM PDT by weikel
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To: Texaggie79
So how come Bill and Monica are so fat?
50 posted on 07/18/2002 11:02:01 PM PDT by weikel
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To: weikel
Depends on if she is a fat girl.........lol..........
51 posted on 07/18/2002 11:58:39 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: OneidaM
ping...hehehe
52 posted on 07/19/2002 4:36:50 AM PDT by Bitwhacker
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To: Bitwhacker
heheehe
53 posted on 07/19/2002 4:43:01 AM PDT by Neets
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Actually I think anorexic girls would be the best target for such a line.
54 posted on 07/19/2002 8:26:38 AM PDT by weikel
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To: weikel
Precisely, but you asked how quickly you would be beaten up......... and mentioning losing weight to a fat girl would probably get you beaten to a pulp.......lol
55 posted on 07/19/2002 8:32:15 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Corin Stormhands
(((PING)))

Looking to enhance your workout routine?
56 posted on 07/19/2002 10:43:08 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: g'nad
Looking to enhance your workout routine?

Does it work?

57 posted on 07/19/2002 10:49:00 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands
I'm 5'9", 170 lbs, 10% body fat, and I do this workout three times a week...my wife swears by it...
58 posted on 07/19/2002 11:38:28 AM PDT by g'nad
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To: g'nad
I would suggest this not be a part of your "talk" this weekend...
59 posted on 07/19/2002 12:00:41 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Texaggie79
I thought it only appropriate to link my screen name with this thread.
60 posted on 07/21/2002 12:08:28 AM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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