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Oral sex can help lose the calories
Ananova ^
| Saturday 13th July 2002
Posted on 07/18/2002 9:05:41 AM PDT by Texaggie79
An Italian professor says it takes 15 minutes of oral sex to burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine.
Dietician Bruno Fabbri has been looking into the exercise value of sexual activities.
He found a 26-minute sex session which ends with an orgasm gets rid of half a pizza.
French-kissing for 53 minutes can help you lose the fat found in a burger and chips meal.
News2000 website reports that even undoing a bra can help you lose fat.
He said: "That's not of course if you unclasp the bra with two hands, which will cost you just eight calories, but unclasping it with only one hand statistically takes the count to 18.
"Trying to unclasp a bra with one's mouth instead takes an average 87 calories."
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To: dubyaismypresident
Thanks for the ping, man!
Today is my wedding anniversary... what better time to shed some pounds? ;)
To: Texaggie79
26 minutes? he's talking about a quickie.
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posted on
07/18/2002 10:21:13 AM PDT
by
camle
To: Texaggie79
An Italian professor says it takes 15 minutes of oral sex to burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine. 15 minutes of giving or receiving?
To: FreeTally
Well, they say the tongue is the largest muscle in the body......
To: Texaggie79
"Officer, she's not a hooker, she's a dietitian"
To: SeaDragon
Or....you can eschew the fourth slice.....But work it off anyway...
(26 minutes Baaah!....what kind of sissies were they using anyway....)
I sense a new Diet book coming (heh heh) on....lol
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posted on
07/18/2002 10:37:18 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: dubyaismypresident
Dude, I have had bra clasps stuck in my teeth for years.
How d'ya think I keep this boyish figure.
87 calories my Republican arse. More like 187.
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posted on
07/18/2002 10:37:20 AM PDT
by
maxwell
To: hobbes1
Definitely a new diet book in the works.
I wonder what the count is for rolling around in the tall grass...........
To: SeaDragon
Have to be alot more than that...
Hell, 26 minutes wouldn't be enough for foreplay, if i believed in such a thing...lol.
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posted on
07/18/2002 10:46:40 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Calorically challenged my hairy Republican (wellpadded) a$$! I'll have you know I'm HUSKY. Yeah that's it.
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posted on
07/18/2002 10:48:32 AM PDT
by
maxwell
To: hobbes1
Hell, 26 minutes wouldn't be enough for foreplay, if i believed in such a thing...lol. Come on, sweetie, this is me you are talking to. I know you do...............
To: SeaDragon
; )
(I consider giving my assent all the foreplay a woman needs...)
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posted on
07/18/2002 10:52:29 AM PDT
by
hobbes1
To: hobbes1
But of course you do....................
;-)
To: FreeTally
"Officer, she's not a hooker, she's a dietitian" LOL!!!
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posted on
07/18/2002 11:07:40 AM PDT
by
Kennesaw
To: phasma proeliator
Dude, one look in the mirror and I know this' gotta be true...
To: phasma proeliator
(cleaning soda off of my monitor)
Dude, one look in the mirror and I know this' gotta be true...
To: phasma proeliator
Yes, I posted twice. Gotta love slow network connections.
To: tanka wasichu
"one look in the mirror"ROTFLMAO!!!!!
To: P7M13
And why doesn't the article include how many calories you burn while begging for it? that is lol funny! you have a great sense of humor! ;)
To: maxwell; All
your hairy republican a$$. another one of those delightful visuals. *tickle, tickle*
gotta love these threads. i know i burn a lot of calories laughing.
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