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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 017
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Posted on 07/05/2002 1:23:09 AM PDT by acnielsen guy

THREAD 017



Dregs and Flakes

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; ufo; weird
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To: andysandmikesmom
oh no thunder!
Happy is flippin'
Bill just said ''Happy thinks the thunderstorm is a big game to scare Happy''
rofl I bet this is true
Love, Palo
801 posted on 07/11/2002 5:43:46 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: OneidaM
she is loving girl
you too neets
I am so happy you are on dregs and flakes with us
Love, Palo
802 posted on 07/11/2002 5:46:05 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
This time get some rain!! May it pour :-)
803 posted on 07/11/2002 5:46:26 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: andysandmikesmom
Happy looks just like a teddy bear :)
804 posted on 07/11/2002 5:47:06 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Habs is telling me about this snake at his house that he has to get the crane guys in to move....
805 posted on 07/11/2002 5:47:32 PM PDT by Neets
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To: palo verde
From:
TONIGHT ON RADIOFR'S UNSPUN... ANN COULTER!!! JESSE PETERSON!!!
unspun.web.com
Posted on 07/11/2002 4:14 PM Pacific by AnnaZ
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/714669/posts

ON THE NEXT UNSPUN...

July 11, 2002
9:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m. EDT
6:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. PST...

"SLANDER, SCANDALS, AND SCOUNDRELS"

ANN COULTER
discusses the release of her latest book
and last week's Must-See-TV catfight!

We'll ask
REVEREND JESSE LEE PETERSON
of B.O.N.D. ...
if the Mother Ship doesn't come for Farrakhan,
will the State Department?

It's almost SHOWTIME!!!

806 posted on 07/11/2002 5:48:07 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: OneidaM
Can i get a piece of this group hug??
807 posted on 07/11/2002 5:48:52 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
sure..whynot??? we love you too...for the most part anyway....
808 posted on 07/11/2002 5:51:20 PM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM; habs4ever
of course he has to get crane guys to remove the snake
he wont swim in lake cause of algae
our nature lover :)
Love, Palo

rofl habs, all lakes have algae
just not rock quarries, for some reason nothing lives in them
you dont want to swim with the fishies and the froggies
809 posted on 07/11/2002 5:54:15 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: OneidaM
is it a garter snake
oooh habs dont let big bad snake get you
810 posted on 07/11/2002 5:55:32 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: OneidaM
I'll dispatch BigDom he is snake collector
he loves snakes
he can give it nice home in andysmom's puter room
she loves snakes too

andysmom you want sweet companion for when Dizzy is sleepin'
811 posted on 07/11/2002 5:57:45 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
oh habs I pray it pours
from your mouth to God's ear
812 posted on 07/11/2002 5:59:29 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Darksheare stepped from the shadows in the room, hung his J-hat on a peg and sat down with a sigh. What to do, what to do? In his hands he held a small satin choker that had belonged to a friend. Idly he thought of what she'd say to him if she were still around. Shaking his head he turned to his computer, there were more important things to do...
Like ignoring the dark lady in the blue Toyota, for starters. He stared at his computer grimly.
"Okay you electronic freak, what have you got today?"
"I can outsmart you, anyday!" it responded, promptly crashing. Typical.
I will walk with my hands bound, I will walk with my face, blood. I will walk with my shadow flag, into your garden. Your garden of stone.
He looked around, slowly scanning for signs of life. All he saw was grassland for as far as the eye could see. And a few bunnies.

The datapad told him that the nearest human settlement was miles away that-aways. He could afford to think about his previous jumps' rough landing.

He always had a nasty habit of doing the very thing he was told not to do. And with forty seconds left on the bomb clock, telling him to leave it alone was the wrong thing to do. He had looked at the pilot and co-pilot of teh airliner. He had looked back into the passenger cabin. He had seen a frightened mother with her too young son. He saw her eyes and made his decision.
"Have a nice day, Captain. I don't suppose I'll see you again after this one." he didn't explain it. They'd have to stay looking at him funny and wonder what happened. He grabbed the bomb and side-slipped out of the plane. Good. He smiled. Now he was falling through rarefied air, freezing and unable to breathe, but at least the bomb was outside and not in the plane anymore.... ticking in his hands. His brain waved at him to remind him of that fact. The counter was nearing the ten second mark.
A portal swirled open below him as the counter said zero. He fell in as the explosion ripped the portal to shreds. Now destabilized, the portal became wildly unpredictable. Things phased in and out of the distortion from normal time. Bits and pieces of the bomb were falling with him. And then he was burped out of the bucking and kicking nightmare of a jump earlier than he had hoped.

He checked his datapad again. He'd oscilated at the same frequency as the portal and ended up phase inverted on the other side. The bomb had seen to that.
His pad beeped at him. A portal had opened nearby. Cursing his luck, he dove into the grass and disturbed a few quail for his efforts, and watched.
"Just what were you thinking?" came an irate female voice demanding an answer. His partner. Emily had a way with words....
"I was thinking about those lives. Did you see that woman in First class?"
"The onewith the baby?" a statement.
"Yes. Did you see her eyes?" he probed.
Emily looked away, "No."
She had seen her eyes.
"That's what I was thinking." he said, standing up and stretching. Smoke still drifted off of him. Probably how she'd known he was there.
"Timekeeper, the Agency said that plane was supposed to go down. I know, they've been wrong before," she put up a hand to stifle his snorts of protest, "But they have agreed to allow your field decision to stand."
"That's nice of them."
"Just don't do it again, they'll demote you. Or worse." she ended in a whisper. He knew she was right, but still.
"I couldn't shake the thought that no matter what happened, I would live and they wouldn't." he paused,"That could have been a tac nuke and we'd have lived. Aliens could have eaten them all, and we still would have been safe."
She nodded.
"One more, and they'll declare you rogue." said softly.
"They probably have already." his duster moved in the breeze slightly, wisps of smoke drifting away.
"Yeah, well you look like a rogue right now." she laughed at him.
Timekeeper shrugged. His hat bore the scars of worse experiences.
"When are you going to replace that hat?"
Timekeeper looked up through a hole in the brim. It still had charred bits around it from teh traumatic event that caused it. He poked a finger through it and twisted it around.
"Nah, it's still got some life left in it." She burst into giggles at the way he said that.
"What's so funny?"he asked, still wiggling his finger through teh hole in his hat.
"Just that you're so picky about your coat getting even slightly dirty, but your hat can look like the Dallas Cowboy CHeerleaders did a rally cheer on it, then took it to a wild party."
"For all I know, they did." he said while pulling his finger out of the hole.
"How did that hoel get there anyway?"she asked.
He looked around with a dead pan look on his face.
"Plasma beam discharge." he said to teh sky.
"Oh." she knew that meant a weapon. One she was lucky enough to not have run into... yet.
"What did you do to get shot at?" she was curious now... He looked skyward again and fidgeted.
"I, uh.. kinda mis-stepped my time jump a bit." he said.
"And?"
"Doesn't the sky look nice?" a feeble evasion.
"Timekeeper!" she said, her curiosity piqued by his evasiveness.. especially since he was normally so open with her.
"I ended up in some woman's shower, face to face." he blushed a bit behind his sunglasses. The wrap arounds hid his eyes effectively.
"Well?"
"I did an emergency jump when the shooting started and ended up right where I started in the first place. Back in the shower.. .right after I'd run out of the room."
"And?" getting impatient with him pausing like that. Ruined a good telling and all..
"I did a second e-jump and brought the weaponfire with me.. accidentally. I singed my hat, my coat and blew out several fire hydrants in New York City's lower east side. Right in front of teh police. They chased me down an alley with their cruiser and lost their bumper to my third emergency jump."
She doubled over at the mental image it all brought out.
"Share with me so I can make light of your suffering?" he asked, somewhat amused. Emily wiped away a tear, sniffed, composed herself.. and burst out laughing when she went to speak again.
"You, duster and all.. in the shower. Lost bumpers.... That's good." she choked out.
"I was very appreciative. I don't think she was, much."
"You're incorrigable." she was still laughing too much to slug him. They walked the length of the field, in no real planned direction at all.
"What did she look like?" she teased.
"About twenty-three, light blondish hair, greeninsh eyes. Thirty-eight D."
She swatted him
"What?"
"You're not supposed to notice such things."
"She dyed her hair too." that earned him another swat.
Oh, now you're more than my partner, eh?" he teased back.
She flashed him one of those looks.
Okay, okay. I'll behave. I know I'm old enough to be, if not your father, then an older brother then."

The portal opened smoothly for once, and they stepped through into the Agency's main hall.

813 posted on 07/11/2002 6:03:29 PM PDT by Darksheare
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To: habs4ever
krafts singles time
I'm beginnin' to think you were right when you said it is like tv commercial
she gets up from her puter to go into her tomato soup colored kitchen
followed by sweet lil basset hound
814 posted on 07/11/2002 6:07:24 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde; habs4ever; OneidaM; lodwick
I am terrified of all snakes, no matter how harmless, or small...one time the hubby was digging in the yard, and he accidentally dug up a snake burrow, mom and lots of little babies...he got them all on a big shovel, and called me to the door, saying he had something to show me...

There on that shovel, were several wriggling snakes...I almost fainted dead away...Bad, BigDom, Bad Boy...

But BigDom and Andy(who was a young boy at the time) had a good laugh at my expense...they said I turned white as a ghost, and started to sway....
815 posted on 07/11/2002 6:07:38 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: andysandmikesmom; habs4ever
she had her krafts singles
she had her petite can of dog food
then she snorted twice

I guess she went in to lie back down

rofl Happy is eating compulsively
he finds food stress reducin'
816 posted on 07/11/2002 6:11:36 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde; habs4ever; OneidaM; lodwick
Bad Palo, Bad Girl...if a snake comes into this house, I will have to leave...it was awful when we had cats that still had their claws and went outside and then caught snakes and brought them into the house...my husband would hear me shriek, and then he would have to remove the snake...

The one good thing about living out here in the Pacific Northwest, is that we have no poisonous snakes out here...in between the Cascade mountains to the east, and the Olympic Mountains to the west, there are no poisonous snakes...

But if you cross the Cascades, and get into the more hot and deserty parts of Washington, there you will find lots of poisonous snakes, lots of rattlers, I believe...

I HATE SNAKES
817 posted on 07/11/2002 6:12:00 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: Darksheare
Darksheare I love your post
I find it thrilling
you are great writer
Love, Palo
818 posted on 07/11/2002 6:13:05 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Bassets are experts on snorting, snoring, belching, noisy gusto water drinking, and aaroooing...
819 posted on 07/11/2002 6:15:26 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: andysandmikesmom; habs4ever
now now andysmom
we know you are not wild bout snakes
but what about BigDom
I bet he is lonely bout snakes from his childhood
his grandmother shared his passion for snakes

habs will train the snake not to go in your puter room
and only hang out with BigDom

habs have you named your snake yet
I suggest Miranda
820 posted on 07/11/2002 6:18:03 PM PDT by palo verde
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