Posted on 06/09/2002 1:45:40 AM PDT by uglybiker
You live for the open road!
You live for the feelin' of somethin' throbbin' betwixt yer legs!
You actually like the taste of bugs stuck in yer teeth! (They goes down good with Budweiser!)
Yer entire record collection consists of bootleg copies of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Greatest Hits and The Best of Molly Hatchet!
Your entire wardrobe consists of jeans and Harley T-shirts....and one button down fer weddings and/or funerals (There's a difference?)
The carpet in th' livin' room of yer trailer has oil stains!
What's a shower?
If'n you can answer "YEEEEAAAAHH!!!" to any o' these, then YOU'RE A BIKER!! RRRRRRRRRGH!!
Alright, so now you know. But before you kin take on the world and go out drinkin' and pillagin', you need a name ta strike fear into the local population! "Darryl the Motorcyclist" ain't gonna give nobody nightmares. You need a name, and you need to ride with a club, 'cause you can't be an outlaw biker without wearin' yer colors!
So now yer sayin' to yerself: "Self! I wanna be a biker, but I ain't got no scary name an' I don't ride with no outlaw club. $H*T!! What am I gonna do?"
Well, worrry no more fellow traveler of the tarmac, 'cause I gots the solution!
Jus' head on over here an' find out what yer Outlaw Biker Name is!!!
If I go with Danny
Nitro Danny of Cracked Craniums MC
Note to self...do not make her mad...do not want to be an Irish Soprano.
"Werewolfes" reminds me of a store window sign I saw on Main Street, Daytona Beach, during one Bike Week. It read, "KNIFES". (People who like cole slaw rasslin' never were very good with grammar.)
Why did you kick me out of the White Werewolves, dad!?
Honda riders ride to work.
I'm assuming that you put mine in - which sux... you got a pretty cool one (for once).
I think the female names are all the same.
"Big Chief" I thought that was a notepad in elementary school.
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