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Grrrrrr! What's Yer Outlaw Biker Name?
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Posted on 06/09/2002 1:45:40 AM PDT by uglybiker

You live for the open road!
You live for the feelin' of somethin' throbbin' betwixt yer legs!
You actually like the taste of bugs stuck in yer teeth! (They goes down good with Budweiser!)
Yer entire record collection consists of bootleg copies of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Greatest Hits and The Best of Molly Hatchet!
Your entire wardrobe consists of jeans and Harley T-shirts....and one button down fer weddings and/or funerals (There's a difference?)
The carpet in th' livin' room of yer trailer has oil stains!
What's a shower?

If'n you can answer "YEEEEAAAAHH!!!" to any o' these, then YOU'RE A BIKER!! RRRRRRRRRGH!!

Alright, so now you know. But before you kin take on the world and go out drinkin' and pillagin', you need a name ta strike fear into the local population! "Darryl the Motorcyclist" ain't gonna give nobody nightmares. You need a name, and you need to ride with a club, 'cause you can't be an outlaw biker without wearin' yer colors!

So now yer sayin' to yerself: "Self! I wanna be a biker, but I ain't got no scary name an' I don't ride with no outlaw club. $H*T!! What am I gonna do?"

Well, worrry no more fellow traveler of the tarmac, 'cause I gots the solution!

Jus' head on over here an' find out what yer Outlaw Biker Name is!!!


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To: uglybiker
Dirty Dan of Dope Dragons MC.

If I go with Danny
Nitro Danny of Cracked Craniums MC

41 posted on 06/09/2002 10:14:28 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan
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To: LindaSOG
I am Bitch of the Nutcrushers MC.

Note to self...do not make her mad...do not want to be an Irish Soprano.

42 posted on 06/09/2002 10:16:20 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan
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To: uglybiker
Don't mess. Big Chief of the Cracked Craniums MC. It's not easy being me. (wife's rofl)
43 posted on 06/09/2002 10:38:09 PM PDT by BigBlueJon
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To: uglybiker
Bitch of the Satan's Barbers checking in.
44 posted on 06/09/2002 11:18:18 PM PDT by Bella_Bru
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To: Snow Bunny
Hey, Snow, we are in the same gang! Woo-hoo!
45 posted on 06/09/2002 11:19:30 PM PDT by Bella_Bru
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To: uglybiker
Sherrif Of The Cracked Craniums MC
46 posted on 06/09/2002 11:23:05 PM PDT by Uni-Poster
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To: uglybiker
Mine is "Ol' Momma" riding with "Satan's Barbers MC". Well at least they got that "old" right. :0)
47 posted on 06/10/2002 12:23:01 AM PDT by JudyB1938
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To: Snow Bunny
Yo, Momma. Careful who you say LOL to! Men have dahd frr less. Ah'm ready to rumble and me 'n mah grrrls maht jist make you eat those -- oops -- them words. Iffen you care to apologize, thah's nuther story. Wah, we'd be so durn happy, we'd take a little luv an' shove it up yor heart....
48 posted on 06/10/2002 12:25:03 AM PDT by PoisedWoman
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To: uglybiker
Chief Kenneth of the Nutcrushers MC.
49 posted on 06/10/2002 6:12:34 AM PDT by Bikers4Bush
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To: uglybiker
I'm Ol'Dogbreath of the White Werewolfes MC.

"Werewolfes" reminds me of a store window sign I saw on Main Street, Daytona Beach, during one Bike Week. It read, "KNIFES". (People who like cole slaw rasslin' never were very good with grammar.)

50 posted on 06/10/2002 6:51:09 AM PDT by JoeGar
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To: Phasma Proeliator
DUDE! ping
51 posted on 06/10/2002 7:25:27 AM PDT by da_toolman
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To: blackie
I must be your son 'cuz I'm "Snotface of the Cracked Craniums MC"

Why did you kick me out of the White Werewolves, dad!?

52 posted on 06/10/2002 7:51:29 AM PDT by Cogadh na Sith
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To: uglybiker
Harley riders live to ride and ride to live.

Honda riders ride to work.

53 posted on 06/10/2002 7:52:19 AM PDT by Cogadh na Sith
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To: uglybiker
I'm Ol' Mamma of the Cracked Craniums MC.
54 posted on 06/10/2002 9:09:23 AM PDT by girlscout
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To: uglybiker
"Lil' Bitch," of the Bone Breakers MC, here! LOL
55 posted on 06/10/2002 9:48:22 AM PDT by LibertyGirl77
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To: da_toolman
Dude - thanks for the ping.

I'm assuming that you put mine in - which sux... you got a pretty cool one (for once).

I think the female names are all the same.

56 posted on 06/10/2002 10:02:25 AM PDT by phasma proeliator
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To: uglybiker
Dirtbeard of the Dirty Ducks MC
57 posted on 06/10/2002 7:44:00 PM PDT by Commander8
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To: uglybiker
Wow, I'm honored (I guess) to be "Ol Big Chief" of the Dope Dragons.

"Big Chief" I thought that was a notepad in elementary school.

58 posted on 06/15/2002 10:39:34 PM PDT by goldwater was right
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