Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 013

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THREAD 013

Dregs and Flakes

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[Neets]

You mean we post a whole lot about nothing right??? make sure you bring your water bottle with you so you don't get dehydrated...

[lodwick]

Come on over and check out the Guild - lot'sa good people there, both lurkers and posters, male and female.
I enjoy friendly happy threads, and of course any that bash the 'toons are good. ;-)

[palo verde]

I used to have my clothes all over floor
now they are in bathtub
I just looked behind me
seems like pile of clothes is growin' here again too
looks like 7 dresses, 7 nighties, and 14 pocketbooks on floor behind me
and the lil pocketbook with all some of my nail polish

[grannie9]

Palo, this is for you.. Dare I post it? Oh well, here goes... 8)

Nice Yiddish tale (rough translation in parentheses)

There are these two alte maidel shvesters (old sisters), both of whom are virgins.

It's Saturday night, and Sadie looks at Molly and says, "Ich vilt nish shtarben a virgin (I don't want to die a virgin). Ich gayen arum & ich nist kimpt ahaim until I've been shtupped!" (I'm going out, and I'm not coming home until I've been laid).

Molly replies, "Vell, make sure you're home by 10:00, so I shouldn't worry about you."

Ten o'clock rolls around, and there's no sign of Sadie.

11 o'clock.

12 o'clock.

Finally about 1:15 AM the front door flies open. In comes Sadie, and she heads straight for the bathroom. Molly goes and knocks on the door.

"Do bist goot, Sadie?" (Are you okay, Sadie?)

No answer, so she opens the bathroom door, and there sits Sadie with her panties around her ankles, legs sishprait (wide apart), and her head stuck between her legs looking in her "knish" (you figure it out)!

"Vas is de mair [what's the matter), Sadie? Vat's wrong?" asks Molly again.

"Molly," replies Sadie. "It vuz ten inches long ven it vent in, and only five inches ven it kimpt (came) out.

Ven I find the other half, you're gonna have the time of your life!"

[Neets]

I just went downstairs to check out the job ahead of me...I need to borrow my neighbors backhoe I think.....

how can this girl claim she never has any clothes when you can open a clothes store with what is on the floor????

[habs4ever]

Oh, dear, you are baaaaaaaaad today ;-)LOL

[palo verde]

fofl neets
my friend Marilyn back in nyc is worse
her clothes are all over kitchen floor
she is married to Ron Kuby who is on radio
your daughter will prolly marry famous celebrity

Happy is on leash and out door
I better be nice to Lulu too
c u all l8r

oki, how hot is it already
can I face it

[okimhere]

The Freepathon has started - 0% now - I just pinged you to the thread.

[Neets]

OOH NO!!!!!!!!!! My virgin eyes so early in the morning.

[lodwick]

FILL 'ER UP!

Construction workers in Dublin, Calif., watched a man drive up in a new-looking Volvo to their cement truck. He "asked the concrete workers to fill him up for a job he was doing," a police spokesman says. While the driver remained behind the wheel, the workers aimed the concrete chute through the window and did as he asked. He then drove away with wet concrete filling the inside of the car up to the steering wheel. Police say they are "at a loss to explain the case."

(Fremont Argus) ...It's not so odd. The man found the car in his driveway. It belongs to his wife's boyfriend.

[habs4ever]

I saw the hombre's pic, finally....yup, he looks like a bad dude.The missus has the wide, high cheekbones that say "well bred", and they made a handsome couple.It was nice of him to post both :-)

[Neets]

ROTFLMAO..GOOD one Loddy!!!! I liked it..(ALOT CLEANER THAN SOMEONE ELSES JOKE)

[okimhere]

Oooooh! What a mess! LOL

Freepathon has started and is listed in right Breaking News column (and I'll bet you already know that). Get over there and tell the FReeloaders how it's done - heehee.

[habs4ever]

That is so creative!! LOL....how the cops couldn't have laughed at that case of revenge is beyond me ;-)

[palo verde]

rofl chickie, what a funny joke
oki, on my way to thon
why don't you tell westy to post his Baja pics there
it will be fun to dream on Baja while we're thon-ing
better warn andysmom to keep close eye on Dizzy
loddy is ruthless during freepathon
(altho Lulu loved bein' hostage to loddy
he spoiled her rotten)
loddy, don't forget to lay in supply of catnip
if you're plannin' to kidnap Dizzy
have a heart, don't make him go cold turkey
Love, Palo

[lodwick]

;-) Bring happiness and money to the 'thon.
I'm going to find catnip and jalapeno jack cheese slices for my hostages. bbl

[Neets]

LOL there goes the Thon girl Habs!!!!!

[lodwick]

All your poochies are belong to lodwick
They'll have wonderful cheese platters

[grannie9]

Good night all.. See you tomorrow..on this thread or the other..

[lodwick]

Agree - buenos noches!