Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 013

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[westmex]

I think I'll move the jail to this abandoned rancho. You'll have plenty of ventilation there...lol..
......Westy....

[palo verde]

I like it westy
is it near the water
then you don't have to put in heated swimmin' pool
(I'll be less expensive jailbird)

[andysandmikesmom]

Ah, Miss Palo....you sure do know me, and you know what I like...You did forget one thing tho...I need my daily dose, of 'Lulu' reports...I need to know what that Lulu is up to...

Today, for the first time I saw the movie 'Shrek' on TV....what a wonderful movie that was, I sure did enjoy it...I am always late in seeing movies...I hate going to the show, and never do pay-per-view with my Satellite...I am patient, and just wait until a movie eventually makes its way to television...

Anyway, while watching 'Shrek', I noticed how that cute little donkey slept...when he got really comfy, and was finally sound asleep, he always slept rolled over on his back, with his little leggies in the air, and showing all his parts...

Now, that is how Palo describes Lulu when she is in her 'slutty' sleep mode...when I saw that little donkey, sleeping that way, all I could think of was, 'Hey, that donkey sleeps just like Slut Lulu'..

[westmex]

You could hike to Los Muertos..We did to take the pic. No heated pool though, just the Sea of Cortez..lol
.....Westy....

[palo verde]

andysmom you sure do blow my mind
I am still recoverin' from your eyelash curler story yesterday
and now I hear your movie report
you make me laugh

you may want to ask the Sheriff to install air conditioning for you in our south of the border jail
and for Dizzy too
neither of youse are used to huge heat now

westy, since you don't have to put in swimmin' pool for me
you can use money to ac andysmom's cell

[westmex]

Could this really be true?
.......Westy....

[palo verde]

I don't want heated pool I want Sea of Cortez
loddy doesn't have to cater our meals
you can serve me and andysmom take-out from the Wet Buzzard

what do you mean hike
aren't you going to drive us to go swimmin' in Sea of Cortez each afternoon
every other Sheriff does that

[palo verde]

lol article on liars has pic of greatest liar our planet has ever known
I don't know if wimmin are better liars than men
seems I read back in olden times wimmin had power (cause they were considered smarter)
men were for sex (and their muscles)
but men tricked the wimmin out of the power and have held it ever since
so men are sneakier than wimmin

[andysandmikesmom]

Indeed, if I am to go to jail, then I and Dizzy must have our AC, if we are going to jail, in a hot climate...we must be comfy in jail, and we must have good chow....otherwise, there may be a prison riot...

I will be on the loose again, on Sunday, and part of Monday...the son is taking the hubby to a ball game(Cubs vs Mariners) at Safeco Field, on Sunday...so the hubby will go up to Seattle, early Sunday morn, get his motel, the son will pick him up, they will go to the game, and then after the game, its on to visiting various Seattle pubs...then the hubby can go back to the motel, and rest up for his drive home on Monday.....

My two men on the loose...

So, I will be free and unfettered, and of course, I will have a new bankroll...ebay will explode...

[westmex]

It is a long, long, long, way from Wet Buzzard to Los Muertos....The hike to and from the water is part of your daily physical conditioning. You leave my jail in much better shape than when you entered it..We turn out supremely fit ex cons.......lol.....There use to be a federal penitentery in Mulege..The guards unlocked it in the morning so the cons could go into town and earn their keep. At night they would lock the cons back up....
......Westy....

[palo verde]

a wriggly, squirmy porky girl just arrived
lemme get her some Krafts singles
oh she's lyin' flat froggie now
I guess she came in for hugs cause she woke up and didn't know where she was
Darksheare, try not to be too enticed

[andysandmikesmom]

Westys regime and his regimine are going to make his prisoners extra fit, so that they will be extra fit, to make a prison break....

I once took care of a man, in the nursing home, who was incarcerated at Walla Walla...He had only one arm...

When I was newly hired, one of the other employees told me to ask him, how he lost his arm, that he would be glad to tell me...so I asked him...

He said, in a very soft voice, "They shot my arm off, when I was going over the wall at Walla Wall"...true story.....really was an ex-con, who had done his time for his crimes, and his prison break, but by the time he was released, he was so debilitated, and old, that he was ready for the nursing home...

[palo verde]

rofl rofl
I don't want physical conditioning
I want to be driven to Sea of Cortez in limo
can we order in from Wet Buzzard (you can go pick up our food)
don't forget bottle of wine for andysmom
(catnip for Dizzy too)
she'll make you out a list

you are still tough sheriff cause you make your prisoners wear pink panties

[andysandmikesmom]

Give that big girl, lots of hugs and kisses, and lots of Krafts Singles...she must keep herself looking extra special...

[palo verde]

So, I will be free and unfettered, and of course, I will have a new bankroll...ebay will explode...

rofl rofl pimp

[andysandmikesmom]

I am a baaaad girl...

[westmex]

If you were a prisoner wearing pink panties in Baja you'd never live long enough to complete your sentence..Havn't you heard of Macho for heavens sake?....
......Westy....

[palo verde]

lol westy andysmom (and her sidekick Dizzy) will do prison break if you don't ac their cell
your prison does not look secure

[palo verde]

are mexicans nuts
if andysmom and I wear pink panties in your prison
are they gonna call us un-macho
(maricon)
haven't they heard of females in mexico
of course Dizzy is boy

[westmex]

Los Cerritos.,a Pacific sunset to end the day....
.......Westy....