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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 013
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Posted on 06/03/2002 11:56:47 PM PDT by acnielsen guy

THREAD 013



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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; misc; pets; ufo; weird
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To: grannie9
You'd charge a guest? I'd have to pay to visit you? Wonderful New England hospitality ;-)
1,001 posted on 06/14/2002 5:37:27 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
Chains? And a pool? Umm.. something I'd like to know about before I drop in here?

It didn't bother him that he was on fire, no.. not at all. He was too busy running towards the cause of the flames to worry much about coiffe and fashion. That, and the thing that belched flame at him really truly annoyed him that much.

Other than that, Karsh was having a wonderful day.

"Heerooooonk!" the flame spouting, slime covered thing fairly made the ground shake with it's bellow of angered surprise that it's opponent wasn't stopping. Someone was shouting behind Karsh, but he didn't make it out.. something about a foot?

Boom The lizard-like foot slammed down on him, pinning him under a mass of slimed scales and lizard stench. He had his hands free at least, so he did a little trickery. He poked the creature in it's ugly backside with his sword and was rewarded with it's enraged screech of pain. Whatever it was decided to move away from whatever had poked it, it's simple brain thinking it was up against one of it's own. So when it spun about to face it's attacker, it's brain registered confusion at coming face to face with Karsh Kentu and his now dimly glowing sword.

"You are the ugliest creature I have ever seen this side of the border swamps." He waved his other hand before his face as featid creature breath steamed through lizard nostrils at him. The creature blinked, then realized who and what it was seeing. Karsh acted before it's brain came out of it's logjam...

1,002 posted on 06/14/2002 6:15:02 PM PDT by Darksheare
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To: grannie9;habs4ever; lodwick
your rep is ruined on thon and it's not my fault
first loddy came on thon to caution me bout mentionin' your ET baby
then he said grannie of 12 does not post nude
then habs said you devoured your cake and you're an eating machine
all I did was post pretty pics of your garden
your boyfriends deserve a spanking
Love, Palo
1,003 posted on 06/14/2002 7:00:57 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: Darksheare
hi darksheare
your stuff is far out
your writing is so vivid
I find it suspenseful reading
Love, Palo
1,004 posted on 06/14/2002 7:04:24 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: andysandmikesmom
how convenient son has girlfriend in Olympia
God works in mysterious ways
you may enjoy the spontaneous visits in between his other activities
it makes it more informal
Love, Palo
1,005 posted on 06/14/2002 7:11:10 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Before, the son said Olympia was the boonies...however, now that he has interesting lovely young lady to visit, all of a sudden, its not quite as 'boonified' as he led us to believe...ah, romance changes things...
1,006 posted on 06/14/2002 7:24:46 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: andysandmikesmom
and, what about all the loves he left behind in Tibet, Palermo, Rome, and Tel Aviv? He sounds like a serial Sicilian ;-)
1,007 posted on 06/14/2002 7:37:13 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
That's coz you just ain't no ordinary guest....your have rather champagne taste....yanow?
1,008 posted on 06/14/2002 7:39:47 PM PDT by Neets
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To: habs4ever
Well, he just breaks the ladies hearts, I guess...he shows absolutely no inkling that he wants to settle down for many a year...I suspect he is a serial Sicilian, just like his dad was, till I caught him...(He still talks about those hot, machine gun toting Israeli girls...he sure was captivated by them)
1,009 posted on 06/14/2002 7:42:48 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: andysandmikesmom
You mean capivated by the Israeli goils, or captured??;-)
1,010 posted on 06/14/2002 7:45:37 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: grannie9; andysandmikesmom
forget it you're toast
someone just came on thon and mentioned your extracurricular affairs with westy
(and it wasn't me)
andysmom is lighting up thon tho
her posts there have so much feeling
everyone responds to her
you're doin' good andysmom
grannie's rep doesn't matter
Love, Palo
1,011 posted on 06/14/2002 7:46:59 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: OneidaM
Oh, heck she's the one truffle hunting on her estate, having lobster stew 3 times a week, a cake a day...half a cake after dark.....nope, she eats pretty well on her own, and then has the gall to ask me to her barn, then expect me to pay??? What the hell! I'll spin salad, maybe make her a martini, but will NOT go into her her barn on my lonesome.
1,012 posted on 06/14/2002 7:48:59 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
If she hadn't eaten so much tonight, she may have been still awake and on to defend her rep.So sad.
1,013 posted on 06/14/2002 7:50:36 PM PDT by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
Well hells bells..look who decided to show up after slutting strolling around on the Thon Thread...

Allow me to introduce myself...I am Froddo Neets...PLEASEd to meechya!!!!!

1,014 posted on 06/14/2002 7:54:18 PM PDT by Neets
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To: habs4ever
I wouldn't LET you in MY barn unaccompanied.
1,015 posted on 06/14/2002 7:55:07 PM PDT by Neets
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To: Palo Verde
Let me try that one again PeeVee...it's the drugs...honest.

Well hells bells..look who decided to show up after slutting strolling around on the Thon Thread... Allow me to introduce myself...I am Froddo Neets...PLEASEd to meechya!!!!!

1,016 posted on 06/14/2002 7:56:06 PM PDT by Neets
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To: habs4ever
I think he would love being captured by them...if he was, he did not mention it...some things he figures, are not for his mothers ears...
1,017 posted on 06/14/2002 7:57:08 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: palo verde
Pee Vee..the Ranunculus should be blooming anyday now...I'll post a pic as soon as they do.
1,018 posted on 06/14/2002 8:03:34 PM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM
I love Ranunculu...they are very lovely flowers, and come in such a wide variety of colors...
1,019 posted on 06/14/2002 8:31:09 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: andysandmikesmom
This is my first successful year planing them Mom..the first year I tried, I put the bulbs in upside down..then the squirrels came and dug them up...darn critters...I posted a pic of the CrocusLucifer on the Thon thread for PEEVEE..they will be blooming in about 2 weeks I think...I have come favor those the most so far out of all my flowers.
1,020 posted on 06/14/2002 8:33:25 PM PDT by Neets
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