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Freeoples Thread 310

Posted on 05/16/2002 10:16:11 AM PDT by Mo1

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Thread 310



TOPICS: Freeoples; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: freeople; humor; news; politics
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To: Prentice
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701 posted on 05/18/2002 4:38:12 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: operation clinton cleanup
Hey...what happened with your hunt?
702 posted on 05/18/2002 4:39:10 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: null and void
And when you do go we'll put several cartons in your casket.
No matches.
You won't need them...

Very true, I am being cremated, or if you prefer, pre roasted.

So9

703 posted on 05/18/2002 4:39:57 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: y'all
Ohhhhhhh......what a hoot! Embarassed Pilot Mistakes Racetrack for Airport Runway
704 posted on 05/18/2002 4:40:42 PM PDT by Rowdee
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To: null and void
I'm not being sexist. Husbands or wives leaving home to look for work creates an additional hardship in rough times -- though I realize it can be a necessity. I wasn't saying she was wrong. I was saying it is tough.
705 posted on 05/18/2002 4:40:58 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: operation clinton cleanup
I wonder how many mosques and Arab "charities" in the U.S. are "peacefully" funding these Al Quaeda operatives in America.
706 posted on 05/18/2002 4:43:41 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: operation clinton cleanup
Andrew Cuomo Seeks NY Governor Bid Sat May 18,12:54 PM ET By MARC HUMBERT, Associated Press Writer

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) - The echoes of the father are everywhere in Andrew Cuomo's bid to become governor of New York, from the theme song to the soaring rhetoric.

It has proved a blessing and a curse.

"Rocky" thunders from loudspeakers when Andrew Cuomo takes the stage, the same anthem of the underdog that ushered Mario Cuomo into the Democratic state convention in 1982.

The song should be: "I'm a looser".

707 posted on 05/18/2002 4:47:12 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Servant of the Nine
That will be a timesaver...
708 posted on 05/18/2002 4:47:26 PM PDT by null and void
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To: Prentice
Colorado they beat? Why didn't they just take on the Little Sisters of the Poor? By the way, who cares about hockey anyway? And why is it called a "puck?"
709 posted on 05/18/2002 4:48:25 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: Prentice
Al and John were bungee jumping one day when Al says to John, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico. John thought this was a great idea, so they pooled their money and bought everything they needed: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They traveled to Mexico and began to set up on the square. As they were constructing the tower, a crowd began to assemble. Slowly more and more people gathered to watch them at work. When they finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So, Al jumped.
He bounced at the end of the cord, but when he came back up, John noticed that he had a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, John wasn't able to catch him and he fell again, bounced and came back up again. This time, Al is bruised and bleeding ... again John missed him.
Al fell again and bounced back up - This time he was pretty messed up .. he had a couple of broken bones and was almost unconscious. Luckily, John finally caught him and said, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Barely able to speak, Al gasped, "No, the bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd! By the way, what the hell is a piñata?"
710 posted on 05/18/2002 4:48:30 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
I wasn't saying she was wrong. I was saying it is tough.

My mistake, I read it as judgemental...

711 posted on 05/18/2002 4:48:42 PM PDT by null and void
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To: catpuppy
Are you wearing your Portland Grunge clothes and having a good time? Is your grandpuppy favorably impressed with you yet?
712 posted on 05/18/2002 4:50:38 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
I wonder how many mosques and Arab "charities" in the U.S. are "peacefully" funding these Al Quaeda operatives in America.

All of them. Directly, or indirectly, by freeing up funds that would otherwise need to be taken from the war chest...

713 posted on 05/18/2002 4:50:56 PM PDT by null and void
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To: ValerieUSA
One of the local Michigan Mullahs was arrested shortly after 9/11. Of course our dimwitted liberal 5th column is paying for his defense and protesting about how unfair this all is.

This guy was here illegally with a visa that had expired. The liberals are disturbed because his rights are being violated.

Morons....they're all morons. and people vote for them.

714 posted on 05/18/2002 4:51:31 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: ValerieUSA
"No, the bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd! By the way, what the hell is a piñata?"

Sounds like Bush vs. the media lately.

715 posted on 05/18/2002 4:52:15 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Prentice
It's like we are in a competition with the Al Qaeda trying to be our own worst enemies.
716 posted on 05/18/2002 4:55:23 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: catpuppy
Wasted them....

The dweaded Avalanche became a puddle.

Because if you make like a hockey stick...

You can get the puck out of here....

BTW...what was the name on those obscure jerseys?

717 posted on 05/18/2002 4:55:31 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: null and void
War Emblem, the Derby Winner, has won the Preakness.
That damned Arab's horse just might win the Triple Crown.

A consoling thought is that his beeding is at least American. He is a descendant of Man of War and I think also of War Admiral.

So9

718 posted on 05/18/2002 4:55:58 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: ValerieUSA
Four month old Grandpup has cheeks the size of grapefruit and a smile that fits nicely between them. He seems suited to a career in sumo wrestling. He is much impressed with me.

As for the grundge look, many here seem to come by it naturally, regardless of the type clothing worn.

719 posted on 05/18/2002 4:57:13 PM PDT by catpuppy
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To: operation clinton cleanup
When the story "broke" last week, it seemed to me that the media had once again proved how biased and untrustworthy they are.

There are probably a few more people who noticed this obvious truth.

They are being watched...and they are losing.

Big Time!

720 posted on 05/18/2002 4:57:50 PM PDT by Windshark
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