Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 009

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THREAD 009

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[palo verde]

rofl I can see why you kids found it more fun to eat popcorn catching it flyin' all over the house
also I can see why your aunt didn't wish to do it that way again
what a funny post
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

I has a calico cat too, she lived for 10 yrs then got run over one day.Her name was Chessie :-)

[palo verde]

I iron my hankies ;-)How else will they stay crisp??

green silk pajamas
ironed hankies
gourmet dinners
are you habs or Cary Grant
I can't tell
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I am sorry habs
it hurts to lose a pet
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Judy, Judy ,Judy ;-) What you mean most men don't iron their hankies?Sacre Bleu!!

[palo verde]

Chessie is a good name tho for a calico

[habs4ever]

Her name came from the Chesapeake Railways and the pic on the rail cars has a cat with its paws hanging out, and it looked just like a calico :-)

[HairOfTheDog]

That was a funny popcorn story... I have a funny story too! Been shocking my friends in the hobbit hole with it... now they are tuckered out and going to bed.

Tonight I had a phone call from a friend... she told me that he uncle had just died. An insane-gay-artist-uncle... And my friend's very "southern proper" mother went over there to clean out the guys apartment. Apparently, her mom was the last to know about the insane and gay part of her brother... and is handling the situation with much drama.

hehehehe - I just can't stop LMAO about this scenario as she told it... I know her Mother. She is one of those old conservative Southern women with really BIG red hair (that long ago ceased to be naturally red) who will never come to your house without bringing a nice potato salad. I just can't stop laughing thinking of her in this situation... discovering "magazines" on the nightstand and running out shrieking in horror! Her poor husband holding a cold compress to her forehead and offering her some lemonade while she mutters verses from the book of Revelations... I am not nice for finding the situation hilarious, but then neither is my friend.

My friend also said that he was apparently a compulsive buyer of small electric kitchen appliances... many many boxes of new appliances never even opened... and that if I perhaps would like to have a George Foreman grill, or a rice cooker, or a mixer, or a egg scrambler-cooker or practically anything ever sold by Ron-Co... that I should speak up now.... Still can't stop laughing. Hope you enjoy the story.

[palo verde]

rofl
andysmom and I ironed our dad's hankies
altho wasn't that a gorgeous scene in ''Atlantic City''
where Burt Lancaster was ironing his tie
(I think it was his tie?)
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Cary Grant was a one off, not me alas ;-)

[habs4ever]

I just remember Susan Sarandon using the lemons to cut the smell of fish :-)

[habs4ever]

Talk about a bittersweet story! Who would have ever guessed that the Hobbitt hole was so risque? ;-)I at least hope he has some dignity when his possessions are tallied :-)

[palo verde]

Hi Hair
your story is funny
you describe it so vividly I can picture it
I think she handled it with quite a flair for drama
a gal like that really belongs on tv
Bill thinks his uncle Richard may have been gay too
he never married, just went to movies with his dog
his dog would stand outside for the whole double feature
and when his family tried to visit him (they were worried about him)
Richard called the cops and said ''strange people are at my door come and arrest them''
Richard did not want his family botherin' him
Love, Palo

[HairOfTheDog]

I at least hope he has some dignity when his possessions are tallied :-)

I don't see how that is possible at this point. lol

[palo verde]

hi habs
I agree with you
it's hard having to keep your life hidden
I pray that our society truly aceepts people no matter what their sexual orientation
Love, Palo

[HairOfTheDog]

hehehehehe

I just have to respect people that are really good at shocking people. And conservatives really are so fun to shock! I have a cousin who had a man for a maid of honor, and recited Cherokee Indian marriage vows with my very conservative Lutheran Norwegian family looking on.

I don't think my father said anything at all for a couple days.

[habs4ever]

If you get to a certain point in life and are unmarried, stand to reason that most sensitive folk with think you gay. But who cares? Not I :-)Anyway, bed time, plus beacoup de gin had worked wonders ;-)Nite sweet Palo, see you tomorrow :-)Say nite nite to all the other flakes like Hair and others ;-)

[palo verde]

maybe all secrets come out eventually
but if his family wouldn't understand, maybe it's better it didn't come out while he was still here
I can understand why Hair's friend laughed so much, there is something about scandal and drama in families
which causes excitement in the family
(as long as the scandal is harmless)
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

sweet dreams, sweet friend
I love you
Palo

[palo verde]

it may be generational thing
Richard was in OSS in WW 11
he's different generation from you
you have girlfriend who doesn't mind that you don't marry her
it's possible Richard had girlfriend like that, but less likely in those times than now