Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

puff list ^ | 5/3/02 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Smoker's Lounge

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[nothingnew]

See, it doesn't take me too long to remember what the faithful drink.

K!...where's my Jose' stright up?...oh, it's right here...sorry.

Hi everybody.

FMCDH

[Just another Joe]

Here's my first contribution to the level of humor.

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

[Gabz]

Well thats becuase we're all out having a smoke, angle...

LOL!!!

I think you need another drink, darling..........

[Neets]

Are you giving rides??? Where do I sign up???

[maxwell]

I really don't think that Rika is the proper one to appreciate that motorcycle.

That's the funny thing dude, she was the one asking for it the other day... Bwahaha Hey dd I didn' t mispell sn anything that time

[maxwell]

Are you giving rides???

Oh YEAH baby, vroom vroom! ;)

Well I got tolearn to ride the damn thing first. So I'm taking this class so I can get my Class M designation in the state of VA so I can get license to ride a motorcycle. THEN I'm going to go bike shopping. Looking for a beginner's bike, some rice burner... When Iget rich and famous I'll upgrade to what I REALLY waht, a Harley... Mmmmmmm... Yep I'm still feeling that Killians from lunch... Where's Tex, she loves me when I'm mellow

[Just another Joe]

That's the funny thing dude, she was the one asking for it the other day

I think she just wanted to show it to somebody in Ohio. (Sorry, Rika, I just couldn't resist.) :^)

[maxwell]

Okay nn, what in teh almighty name of Jesus Jones does FMCDH mean? I've been meaning to ask you that for months. Or at least days.

[Just another Joe]

Yeh, you better sit over at the table with maxwell. He's got the jose.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL! :O)
I was on another thread just now, Bush Declares Judiciary 'Crisis'

Democrats have objected to the nominees on many grounds,
including their contention that Bush's candidates tend to be conservative.

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/craig.pierce2/sounds/miscell/surprise.wav

[maxwell]

I need something sweet thang! Okay I'll steal a sip of yours... unles it's too frufru...

[Just another Joe]

Okay nn, what in teh almighty name of Jesus Jones does FMCDH mean?

That means that it's him and not his better half posting.

[maxwell]

you better sit over at the table with maxwell. He's got the jose.

Yeah well I stuck it down my pants. you still want it? huh? I didn't think so. Hahahahahahaha

[Just another Joe]

Or - From My Cold Dead Hands.

[maxwell]

That means that it's him and not his better half posting.

Yeah but whats it stand for? I'm inno shape for thinking games here barkeep.

[Gabz]

I said: Hubby is doing his share as well - he had one major chore today - dealing with the resident rodent problem, we're finally starting to win (said with fingers crossed. and if all else fails there is the new Crossman pumpair rifle he bought this morning to finish the project!!!

The Crossman just won a round!!!!!!

[maxwell]

From My Cold Dead Hands.

Bwahaha... So what's his old lady put when shes posting

[Just another Joe]

Yeah well I stuck it down my pants.

If you stuck that whole bottle down your pants it means one of two things.
You're wearing pants 5 sizes too big -
or
You can't fill out your pants.
Fess up. Which is it?

[Just another Joe]

The Crossman just won a round!!!!!!

But the fights not over yet, huh?

[Just another Joe]

So what's his old lady put when shes posting

She DOESN'T put FMCDH.